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Excellent!
rofl
Hehehe 
QUOTE(BBTOTW @ Mar 22 2007, 09:30 PM) 
What does it mean and why is it funny?
QUOTE(Carl @ Mar 22 2007, 09:47 PM)
QUOTE(BBTOTW @ Mar 22 2007, 09:30 PM)
What does it mean and why is it funny?
Hehe!! Glad I'm not the only one!! Thanks Carl! xxxx
It says at the end of the yellow bit: Get a free virus.
QUOTE(Oddball @ Mar 22 2007, 09:59 PM)
It says at the end of the yellow bit: Get a free virus.
Oh......
I got an Amish virus a while ago. It was just an e-mail that read "This is an Amish virus. Unfortunately, we do not believe in using computers and can therefore not send real viruses. Instead, please delete all information from your hard drive. Thank you."
(Free anorak to the first person who realises that the Amish wouldn't be able to send e-mails either.)
(Free anorak to the first person who realises that the Amish wouldn't be able to send e-mails either.)
QUOTE(sonataform @ Mar 22 2007, 10:23 PM)
I got an Amish virus a while ago. It was just an e-mail that read "This is an Amish virus. Unfortunately, we do not believe in using computers and can therefore not send real viruses. Instead, please delete all information from your hard drive. Thank you."
(Free anorak to the first person who realises that the Amish wouldn't be able to send e-mails either.)
I have a document entitled 'Definitely not a virus' that I send to people!
It is just virus sized as well!
Some people even open it...
Just what I've always wanted!
hehe! It's like that thing people send on msn, where there's a "loading virus" bar. It isn't really a virus, but it got me worried!
QUOTE(bobifier @ Mar 25 2007, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE(sonataform @ Mar 22 2007, 10:23 PM)
I got an Amish virus a while ago. It was just an e-mail that read "This is an Amish virus. Unfortunately, we do not believe in using computers and can therefore not send real viruses. Instead, please delete all information from your hard drive. Thank you."
(Free anorak to the first person who realises that the Amish wouldn't be able to send e-mails either.)
I have a document entitled 'Definitely not a virus' that I send to people!
It is just virus sized as well!
Some people even open it...
I have one of them.
the code is something along the lines of:
10 FIND ADDRESS BOOK
20 SEND TO ALL FRIENDS
30 ERASE HARD DRIVE
40 DISABLE PROCESSOR
50 SELF DESTRUCT
I sent it to one person who believed that they were particularly good with computers and downloaded it claiming that it couldn't possibly be a virus but then started feeling really worried upon seeing that it had actual codes. I told them that the only way to remove it was to repeatedly open and close internet explorer for half an hour.
You lot are nasty! If you want to give someone a virus, you could at least give them a real one!!
I WANT ONE\!!!!!!!
Me too!!!!!!!!! Well, not really.
QUOTE(Rosemary7391 @ Mar 26 2007, 07:44 AM)
You lot are nasty! If you want to give someone a virus, you could at least give them a real one!!
I still haven't managed to get my real one to work
QUOTE(superpyroman @ Mar 28 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(Rosemary7391 @ Mar 26 2007, 07:44 AM)
You lot are nasty! If you want to give someone a virus, you could at least give them a real one!!
I still haven't managed to get my real one to work
Bummer
QUOTE(mwl1 @ Mar 28 2007, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE(superpyroman @ Mar 28 2007, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(Rosemary7391 @ Mar 26 2007, 07:44 AM)
You lot are nasty! If you want to give someone a virus, you could at least give them a real one!!
I still haven't managed to get my real one to work
Bummer
I keep meaning to write one but never get around to it....
Erm, you do know that it's extremely dangers and illegal to write programs that cause malicious damage?
Good point. I wouldn't write something to trash thier system though, more along the lines of an annoying reminder that thier system is not secure...
QUOTE(Oddball @ Mar 29 2007, 09:15 PM)
Erm, you do know that it's extremely dangers and illegal to write programs that cause malicious damage?
I think that you actually have to send it to people for it to be illegal though. Also, all it does is make windows pop up at random intervals between 17 and 26 minutes and make loud noises until they are closed.
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