He wrote a piece of music in her honour and he called it






**Flippin' 'eck**

all the names under the sun




That's a phoenix not a skylark

*I tried to delete my post when you posted at the same time DC, can you repost yours please? *

Shhhh!!

Then suddenly ....

Then suddenly, he was overcome by tiredness and

*You edited your post!! *

so he went looking for a double bar

Everything went deadly silent and ...

Skylark started snoring so

immediately every single creature in the land was awoken by the deafening noise and ...

THAT'S ME SINGING NOT SNORING !!!


joined Skylark singing "Summertime"

only they couldn't reach the high notes so DC sang it beautifully instead, and they all

said that they'd much rather hear Santa Lucia

sung even more beautifully by PianoSecrets-x

Did you say something??

who had to sing it again twice as loudly so that a deaf old lady could hear it





[buenos noces or whatever it is in Santa Lucia language - time to go ]

because she had forgotten her hearing aid and

all the glasses were splintered after the singing ....

Hey! I'm not that bad!!

and the old lady began to cry tears of ...

a clown when there's no-one around

but as soon as the clown started juggling his balls

The old lady had hysterics because




skyers!!!

she put 2 and 2 together and made






[all in the mind, luvvy, all in the mind ]

two little ducks...quack, quack!!




( Sorry tweet tweet!)

In the neighbouring town, it came to be that...

an elephant was found on the roundabout near the High Street..

crying, and blowing his nose on ...

a rather large, red

tent, which he had plucked out of a nearby field, leaving two very bewildered ...

hamsters pizzling over where they were going to

store their nuts..

for the winter ...

as it is imperative that they

don't freeze, otherwise

but then they packed their nut cases and headed for

France, but they were worried as they couldn't speak French so

the elephant packed her trunk and decided to be an interpreter for them, but

she could only speak german, so

they went and borrowed a giraffe from the zoo who could speak French, but decided it would be too difficult to get across the border with a stolen giraffe so

the hamsters went off by themselves and the elephant decided to make a trunk call to

the 'Department for the Regulation of Bad Jokes', in...


*groan!*

which his friend told him

I'm going to set you some very hard tusks (!!) to do

and I can assure you they will be mammoth jobs

the likes you've never herd of before!!

The hamsters picked up their nut-cases and headed for..


*Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease I'm begging you to stop *

*Only cause I can't think of anything *

France on their quest to find a cure for cancer ...

but on their way they stopped at a vineyard, and...

got extremely sozzled after drinking too much wine.

Having become well and truly pizzled puzzled, they found themselves on a train to the Alps

surrounded by hundreds of witches and wizards eating chocolate frogs ..