and throwing Fanged Frisbees. It wasn't long before they realised...

that due to their drunk-ness (this isn't actualy a word; i think i made it up ) , they had acidently fallen through onto platform 9 3/4 and were on their way to Hogwarts.

They also realised that they weren't actually hamsters, but humans, called...


* x*

Harry and Hermione ..

*ok, now we're just retelling Harry Potter! *

and thought they had better sleep it off.


*let's make it Harry and Fiona

They suddenly awoke, sat in the middle of a quiddich pitch when,

suddenly an earie silence descended upon them, 'Where's my ostrich?' asked the...

Seven foot hungarian dragon, whilst

eating a bloater paste sandwich. It's over there shouted

the tiny leprechaun

and it pointed in the direction of

the setting sun. Meanwhile, as the jelly was

being eaten by the leopard print rabbit

which was wearing a sombrero and singing...

"la coocooracha la coocooracha..." and had the longest Mexican moustache ever seen

on this planet. However on the planet Tharg (where the Zillons live) moustaches are generally quite

acceptable on cats but not rabbits therefore

their production of Alice in Wonderland had to be re-written. Meanwhile, the train

was late as per usual so everyone on board started singing



**are we the only big kids around, Phil??**

The Hokey-Kokey, and dancing in the aisles, which made the trifle...


**

laugh and the jelly wobble

...and it stopped laughing as it slowly, split down the middle, and the strawberry sauce on top...

evaporated in the sun. 'What on earth was that?' shouted








(DaisyChain - Who you callin' a kid? I'm all grown up me!)

... shouted the red shopping bag that had just came to life, just moments ago in a quest to...

**Ah...what a shame...bet my dad's bigger than your dad!... **

calm the chaos..unfortunately, the Guard made the following announcement.."Ladies, gentlemen, hamsters, rabbits, and red carrier bags, please....

cram yourselves infront of the nearest exit and prepare to...


* These little conversations are more interesting than the 'story'!*

pick up the train and run like mad...it's the only way we'll get moving!"

**Yes they are...**

After a while, the effects of the magic mushrooms wore off and all were sane again!!!


Hoorah!!!


Once upon a time, there was a man called Billy who

lived in a small cottage in the Scottish countryside with his...


*Nicely done DC! *

wife Milly and daughter Tilly.

They all looked rather silly




*I thank you sincerely Floss!**

due to their seven eyes and pink hair

which was unusual because most Scots only have 6 eyes...

and green hair.

One day Billy realised that ...


**

the chickens were running w*lly nilly

chasing the yellow polka dotted hippopotamous (sp?) around the field

of gold, when a leprechaun appeared and said

'Leave my girlfriend alone', to the chickens

"cluck cluck" they said...

So the leprechaun, not being able to speak chicken, once again told them to stay away from his girlfriend, Hiliary the hippo.

One day Billy, Milly and Tilly decided to head off to England

I thought you wernt aloud to finish the sentance properly

lets just carry on...

(One day Billy, Milly and Tilly decided to head off to England)...

... to find some...

friends they hadn't seen since








**It would seem "anything goes"...but, yes you are right!**

2005. They decided to meet...

with the Prime Minister to

ask him if he has any ideas what his policies are

on the protection of people who think they are ironing boards and whether...

well endowed women should be forced

into small spaces