skylark
Aug 19 2009, 02:11 AM
Then suddenly the book fell open on page 31, and there was a picture of...
kingsley13
Aug 19 2009, 11:26 AM
...a break-dancing cow which was...
Hurley
Aug 19 2009, 01:19 PM
...Voltron in a disguise...
Music...
Aug 25 2009, 01:20 PM
...and he suddenly destroyed all instruments, but...
kingsley13
Aug 25 2009, 05:00 PM
...not his precious tuba because...
skylark
Aug 25 2009, 05:02 PM
he'd just BOUGHT an enormous CASE for it which had
kingsley13
Aug 26 2009, 06:18 PM
...lots of frilly pink bows...
skylark
Aug 27 2009, 02:42 AM
which he tried to play his cello with, but unfortunately...
fsharpminor
Aug 27 2009, 09:08 AM
there wasn't any rosin, so the sound that came out.....
madbassoonist
Aug 27 2009, 05:57 PM
sounded like a dying cat gargling on rosin...
Music...
Aug 28 2009, 07:40 PM
...so he decided to add some vinegar to it...
kingsley13
Aug 29 2009, 09:51 AM
...which exploded upon contact and...
Music...
Aug 29 2009, 07:22 PM
...he put on his super-flying-boots on and...
Hurley
Sep 25 2009, 10:08 PM
...flew to Eurasia...
PS: I don't own a tuba or a flute.
Music...
Oct 7 2009, 05:01 PM
...but then a flying bug stopped him and said...
fawnfawn
Nov 17 2009, 08:45 PM
..."don't you recognize me?"..
piano-star
Dec 5 2009, 07:20 PM
i am your best friend!
heslop01
Dec 12 2009, 04:49 PM
At least ... I was until
piano-star
Dec 14 2009, 04:46 AM
you became friends with the talking piano!
Violin Hero
Dec 18 2009, 10:46 PM
In 2 days time.....
piano-star
Dec 18 2009, 11:17 PM
i will give you a christmas card!!!
fawnfawn
Dec 30 2009, 07:39 AM
which emits nuclear radiation
madbassoonist
Jan 30 2010, 03:11 PM
...and enjoys eating Camembert cheese...
Ellei
Feb 19 2010, 06:08 PM
...with socks, ham, beef and sunshine. HOwever what you didn't know...
fsharpminor
Feb 24 2010, 03:38 PM
.... that Camembert gives me the 'runs' .......
TshepoM
Jul 14 2010, 05:59 PM
...in my stomach that got me racing to the bathroom to...
Vitula
Jul 15 2010, 12:25 PM
....explode (with joy) as it was about the time that.......
corenfa
Jul 15 2010, 09:03 PM
....we had scones for tea. But then we decided....
Fran*Piano
Jul 15 2010, 09:20 PM
....that instead we would....
Solari
Jul 16 2010, 09:38 AM
...ask Paul the psychic Octopus....
katica
Jul 16 2010, 07:36 PM
... who is going to win the most ridiculous Forum Award this year for....
Music...
Jul 16 2010, 07:59 PM
...the most awesomest gamer...
TshepoM
Jul 29 2010, 08:28 PM
...with one brain cell...
Musicola
Aug 16 2011, 09:14 PM
...and a very tiny...
corenfa
Aug 16 2011, 09:16 PM
... accordion. Give me back ...
andante_in_c
Aug 16 2011, 09:27 PM
QUOTE(corenfa @ Aug 16 2011, 10:16 PM)

... accordion. Give me back ...
...my gabardine mac...
principal4
Aug 16 2011, 10:14 PM
QUOTE(andante_in_c @ Aug 16 2011, 10:27 PM)

QUOTE(corenfa @ Aug 16 2011, 10:16 PM)

... accordion. Give me back ...
...my gabardine mac...
and tie me kangaroo....
fsharpminor
Aug 17 2011, 07:37 AM
sport on a regular basis is good for.......
Mad Tom
Aug 17 2011, 08:11 AM
reminding yourself how old you are in reality (rather than inyour imagination) ...
ViolinQueen
Jan 2 2012, 12:37 PM
and good for exercise because...
fsharpminor
Jan 2 2012, 01:23 PM
.....it gets your blood flow going so you can....
ViolinQueen
Jan 2 2012, 01:30 PM
eat more food. I like to eat...
Collyermum
Jan 2 2012, 03:09 PM
QUOTE(ViolinQueen @ Jan 2 2012, 01:30 PM)

eat more food. I like to eat...
cake pops on sticks and...
ViolinQueen
Jan 2 2012, 06:11 PM
Chocolate Frogs because they are..
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