Full Version: The "finish Off My Sentence" Game
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hidden inside a
hamster
"Quick! grab that hamster!" Someone shouted, but in the rush
es a pair of eyes
were lying alone, having been lost by
a lesser-spotted bog snorkelling
bog snorkeller on a bike
weighed down by lead on his way to
(Hmmm...bog snorkelling - sounds familiar
)
(Hmmm...bog snorkelling - sounds familiar
)
Amarillo..and sweet Marie who
was not at all salty but
Amarillo..and sweet Marie who
Ugh?
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Jul 26 2007, 03:21 PM) 
Amarillo..and sweet Marie who
Ugh?
Urgh? 
Am lost now..
Am lost now..
not at all salty..
but did smell slightly of
It's a song, Phil! You probably knew that though
but did smell slightly of
It's a song, Phil! You probably knew that though
seaweed..
I get it now...I think...
I get it now...I think...
.Eventually someone managed to corner the hamster and
staring it in the eyes shouted "
Is this the way to Amarillo!!!!" to which the hamster
started crying weeping like a willow before
replying "How the heck should I know! I'm a hamster for crying out loud! Do I look like a
Sat Nav!!" "OK..mate, no need to..
climb out of your pram." Replied the whatever-it-was (it's too far back) before
handing the key calmly to whoever wanted it in the first place.
Since no-one could remember what on earth the key was ever for,
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Jul 26 2007, 04:06 PM)
handing the key calmly to whoever wanted it in the first place.
Cheat!!!!
You've edited it!
What happenned to the calculator???
they decided to leave via the open window, and headed for
climb out of your pram." Replied the whatever-it-was (it's too far back) before
The calculator didn't fit with what you posted at the same time as me^^! (And it was more than a little insane!)
QUOTE(Phil Dixon @ Jul 26 2007, 04:06 PM)
climb out of your pram." Replied the whatever-it-was (it's too far back) before
The calculator didn't fit with what you posted at the same time as me^^! (And it was more than a little insane!
)
Inverness
on
a donkey with
three legs and an eyepatch
wearing an unauthorised McDonald tartan kilt
but didnt get very far because
because they had no carrots so
QUOTE(HazelKay @ Jul 27 2007, 09:12 AM)
because they had no carrots so
they hat to have.......
parsnips but
they were all
snipped into parsley and
very very......
chewy so much so that they had to chew so much that their jaws broke
...out in song, singing...
snippity-doo-da, snippy doo-ay
my oh my what an 'orrible day
my stubborn old donkey's
not going my way
snuppity doo-da, snippy doo-ay
my oh my what an 'orrible day
my stubborn old donkey's
not going my way
snuppity doo-da, snippy doo-ay
when they finaly stoped singing they
fell about laughing at
the truly ridiculous...
hat that the farmer was wearing, it had a label saying.."
warning, product may contain nuts'...
*sorry
*
*sorry
*
"What's funny about that?" Said the eldest donkey? "Well.." said Harry "..
**Stroof Wossy!**
**Stroof Wossy!**
not so very long ago, it was decided that...
anybody over the age of forty who wears a hat should...
also wear a bright blue...
sock on one leg and a pink one on the other, because
it would come in useful if they were...
in need of
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