in a converted fridge which

had its heat condensor reversed so

James could use it as a fire box. Thomas said,...

"Fancy a trip to Wonderland? I haven't seen my pal The Mad Hatter for a while; he used to

....throw parties and make nice jam tarts........

...and every day there'd be a celebration as it was bound to be someone's un-birthday - in actual fact, it's mine today! We could call in on...

that girl, what's her name...

Millicent or Dorothy, Millidot or Millipede, Millie or Dot? hmm...

aaaaah Alice that's it...........

..Alice Cooper, you know, that singer, I wonder how SHE's doing?"

And with that they set off through the

woodland, not even stopping to gather their

train drivers, whom they'd inadvertently steam-rolled over in all the excitement. They left a bit of a mess with bits of

lemon curd cake scattered and splattered far and wide across the Persian carpet which

was on loan from the Arabian Knights, a secret society whose sole purpose in life was to guard the sacred

statue of Beethoven made of the finest

*Welcome back! All well?*

..horsehair, salvaged from a thousand violin bows that used to belong to

Hello Thank you. All is well thanks. I have been to an open air opera. I didn't think I would like it, but I had a very good time. It was The Beggars Opera.

...Mozart, who had borrowed them from Salieri and never returned them, which might explain

*I've never seen that - so worth a look in? I think I need to turn in soon as inspiration is drying up*

......the "This belongs to AS" marks all over the statue. However the statue had recently been stolen by

Yes, I would probably go to another one. Yes, I must turn in after this.

..a Miss Alison Smythe, who insisted it belonged to her. "Can't you see the resemblance?" she declared "I'm the daughter of...



Night night Looney x

( G'night Daisychain - I think I'll sleep on that last post.......)

a second cousin once-removed who used to know a man who was descended from Beethaoven

cotton wool was

a complete non-sequitur

who

what???

"Oh yes, I recognise the scowl" said the museum janitor, "However,

this exibit does not belong in

the "Best Shed In Britain" Exhibition, therefore, please take it to

the municipal dump and

exchange it for the even better statue we have in the "Best Composer In the World Ever Without A Doubt No Arguments Please" Exhibition, which you will find

at the top of the Eiffel Tower masquerading as

.... a bust of Dmitri Dmitryovitch Shostakovitch..

who wrote the music that the accordianist played

at my cousin twice removed wedding, which ended in disaster because

the best man was drunk when

he handed over the rings, which resulted in

*Morning!*

they used rotten instead of fresh apples for the apple jelly and custard wedding cake! This also caused

(edit: sorry!)

the rings going down the grate, and the cake falling to pieces during the cake cutting ceremony, which in turn caused

Morning Looney...Living up to your name I see!!

the bride to ask for a divorce, but the groom said, "

*alter-ego*

......"This wedding sucks anyhow - when I met you, you were charming and innocent but now you're...

not" So the bride hit him with her



*( )*

pringles, right on his

operation site ( ). "OUCH" he cried, "Why did you...

recite hamlet" he asked. "Ah well,

I am dead Horatio..Horatio I die!" "Oh, don't be so melodramatic" said

the vicar, as he

changed into a fuschia-pink floor-length ballgown - he was off to

.............a gay fancy dress party

and was very happy about that because

Phyllis was going to be there, who was a

fine looking woman, who advised the vicar about

...


(What on earth?! )