RULES OF THE GAME:Lets say i must start a sentence and don't finish it off then the person who replies next should finish it And the person who finishes my sentence shouldn't start a new one but the sentence he/she just used to finish mine must be finished by the next person and so on... So i'll start: Once Upon A Time...

(It's almost definite that I'm going to get this wrong!)

Once upon a time...there was an old lady...

(I really don't understand this, but it sounds good...)

who lived in a ....

...And she had only one grandson...

I'm sorry - I really don't understand now!

(missross. Take for example if i said "once upon a time...2nd person says:...there was an old lady...3rd person:who had only one grandson who was a soldier...4th person:but he(the grandson) hated being sent for battle"do u understand now?)

(let's start afresh) Once Upon A Time...

(let's start afresh) Once Upon A Time...

Sorry for my absolute studpidity! I was making it rather more complicated than it actually was (Is this like the 'It was the day of my Grade 1 exam' thread? )

Anyway...

(Once upon a time...)

there was a music teacher...

who liked to be...

...who was so forgetful...

(lizbun u came b4 me so ur sentence stands)

(lizbun u came b4 me so ur sentence stands)

(who liked to be...) nervous when teaching but...

had a Little Yellow Duck which made him...

Sqeal like a mouse.

which made him....

Eat jelly pie and then he went into a deep sleep

before picking up ...

A wellington!

Please don't use text speak here TshepoM.

[a wellington] in which he placed some

(in which he placed some) chicken noodles for

[chicken noodles for] his Great Aunt who

[his Great Aunt who] is as fat as a

100 people put together, which...

...shows how much......

she likes jelly babies, especially...

with peanut butter which...

is a well-known medicinal cure for

piles

of sheet music, which once cured become

smoked like a kipper because

as from today, July 1st, smoking

has gone up in a puff of smoke because

Puff the Magic Dragon and Ianto the dragon

had a disagreement about

whether or not they would still be allowed in pubs

Puff said they would, Ianto said they wouldn't, so in the end they

decided to ask St George if

he would throw a coin, but George said..

he'd rather throw a tantrum party, so

we all made for Georges place!!! But..

on the way there a very strange thing happened

Skylark said "I'll buy a round of drinks!", and everyone fainted so...

they had to call upon the services of a forum doctor to administer first aid and

when he arrived he started singing "Where do I begin..." so

skylark whipped out her clarinet and...


(another take-over bid I see! )

walloped him over the head with it


**Takeover bid by whom, Wossy??!**

made Skylark wonder what had happened to Heart & Soul which DC posted just now

(must be the thought of buying drinks making you see things lovey...)


after walloping the doc over the head, Skylark gave a wonderful rendition of Heart and Soul which...

made the bartender hide in the corner crying, because...


*I think you know!! *

I give up, I'm completely lost!

he'd never heard such a wonderful rendition of "Heart and Soul" on a clarinet shaped like the good docs head, so...


Keep up Wossy!!

because all his customers were shouting Encore! Encore! ...

so she walloped the barman over the head as an encore...




so violent skyers!!

and he landed on the cat which promtly