i'm not sure if anyone has heard of this before but my brother went up to me and said:

Don't be sharp
Don't be flat
But be natural

in other words:

Don't B#
Don't Bb
But B(natural sign)

LOL!!!

he, he, he!! like that joke! .
Did you put something on the forums about Maxim composing the Olympic Song? Have you heard Amici's song for the olympics? click here and you can hear the song as the background audio.

ha... ha...

I don't get it

QUOTE (its so rock n roll @ Aug 20 2004, 12:16 PM)

I don't get it

guess ur not # then, maybe b
LOL

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~tremolololo~

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

I have tht written on my shirt from my last day of school my flute teacher attacked me with a pen! Everyone else was as well so its ok!
LOL I thought it was funny when I saw it!

i love this joke...haha....

QUOTE (grand choeur @ Aug 20 2004, 08:18 PM)

guess ur not # then, maybe b LOL

*sulks* nasty grand choeur lol
Can someone plz explain coz i still dont get it and i feel left out lol
Alex
xxxx

QUOTE (its so rock n roll @ Aug 21 2004, 03:36 PM)

QUOTE (grand choeur @ Aug 20 2004, 08:18 PM) guess ur not # then, maybe b LOL *sulks* nasty grand choeur lol Can someone plz explain coz i still dont get it and i feel left out lol Alex xxxx

hey Alex g-c aint neva been nasty me gona tell mommy
anyway - thats a joke i read years ago called 'the keynote of good manners'
where u not supposed to be sharp
where u not supposed to be flat
but rather, you supposed to be natural

hmm g-c hopes u get it now Alex
no offence was ever intended

lol i didnt take offence i get it now thanx!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE (Rhapsodin @ Aug 23 2004, 09:20 AM)

Grand choeur... You mean you were Haydn that from us all the time???

I didn't think he could Handel it?!


I'll get me coat.....

I'll get Bach to you on that

After Lisztning to what the community has to say on this matter, I sadly conclude that we are a very bored lot indeed.

QUOTE (Avan @ Aug 23 2004, 02:06 PM)

After Lisztning to what the community has to say on this matter, I sadly conclude that we are a very bored lot indeed.

as (s)he Brahms his fist on the table

no more jokes please!! they're killing me Orff

LOL!!

i love these composer jokes!

QUOTE (missfabflute @ Aug 24 2004, 09:04 PM)

LOL!! i love these composer jokes!

To be Franck, I don't know Webber I can take it any more...

QUOTE (singingsiren @ Aug 24 2004, 05:07 PM)

QUOTE (missfabflute @ Aug 24 2004, 09:04 PM) LOL!! i love these composer jokes! To be Franck, I don't know Webber I can take it any more...

visit the jokes under Organ Jokes thread
dont forget to Organise it ok

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We are only Schumann after all?

STOP STOP STOP!!!!lol

I'm just going chopin i'll be bach soon

can't stop laughing...

QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Aug 25 2004, 06:55 AM)

STOP STOP STOP!!!!lol

think you meant to say Fine otherwise i'll D.C. LOL
cuz im not going to get Grieg over it as i try to see how many i can Rachmaninoff

What is the final Verdi-ct?

Have we all had a Bizet day?

Very Bizet. In fact, i was so straussed out by all the coursework i had to do i decided id go fauré shopping trip!

Arne you wondering Verdi Heller twill all end ??

M

It'll end with you being shown the Widor.

Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.

Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.

Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.

A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

What are Brahms?

Can't you lot go and watch the Teleman?

ha ha...i can't stop laughing...

please stop LOL

QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Aug 27 2004, 02:03 PM)

please stop LOL

i shall stop now...

me too.

QUOTE (liebe_klavier @ Aug 27 2004, 10:22 AM)

QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Aug 27 2004, 02:03 PM) please stop LOL i shall stop now...

shall that be a double stop?

I feel I have to add something here, I mozart thinking one up...

(by the way, as that one isnt as good as many of the others, I'll explain: must start= Mozart)

I will Bruckner more of this Moeranic behaviour... Watching paint dry would be less Borodin.

xxx

Well isn't that just D'Indy - if this goes on someone is going to have to walk the Poulenc - then maybe you'll be
Satie sfied.



M

Try auditioning for CBSO and you'll find out what B'rhams are.

She don't stand a chance on that ranch, just Wagner 'ips like that. Somebody'll 'ave ter Tavener up before some Rutter takes advantage of 'er (sorry, John, we know you're not like that). Incidentally, is cockney rhyming slang for one's birthday suit, one's Birtwhistle?

It is not generally known that Homer's favorite composer is D'oh-nanyi. Not yet, anyway.

Maggie

Are you a she bear?

or an Ibert?