Are you OK??? Had too much already?? Here, try my Tiger Princess cocktail...

Just have another malibu George and then it will seem funnier. Did you bring your sax with you? If so give us a tune Old Bean.

Still in for servicing I'm afraid!

However, I'll give you a little sing song....

"oh, ...tie me Kangaroo down sport... tie me kangaroo down..."

all together now!!!

That song needs lots of support, Sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.

Great voice tonight george.

Lovely singing if I may say so!

Cheers Ratty!

I may get me diggery-do out later and let you have a play!!!

OOOOOH


Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo

Ohhh nooo...please...didgeridon't!!!!!

Any more malibu left? What else mixes well with that?

We have Malibu...and.er..pineapple...Malibu and red wine...Malibu and white wine...Malibu and punch...Malibu and strawberries...Malibu and grapes....Malibu and cake....Malibu and Skurvy Jack...Malibu and anything you like reallly....

Ok, I get my boomerang out and show you how far I can throw it!
Here goes.... watch out!!!!
...oh, blow!...

"oh!, my boomerang won't come back"

quick...is there a Nurse in the house...George has hurt his boomerang...

Ouch!

I don't think that taxi driver was too happy about that George. Oh look! He is bringing it back now. Offer him a drink quick!
I'll try a malibu and lime juice please with a dash of coconut milk.

Much as I hate to leave you and your boomerang in such distress George I have to go now. Great party all. Nighty night.

I really don't think he shouldn't drink and drive!
... and we as responsible members of this (hick) forum shouldn't encourage the abuse of alcho...alcohlo...drinks!

Anymore 'Tiger Lily' cocktails left Daisy?... need to dull the pain of me bent boomerang!

Night night. Thanks for coming...



here you are...be careful it might bite you....

How's your boomerang?

Looks like "the party's over, it's time to call it a day...."

"...save the last dance for me"

Goodnight, George...thanks for coming...

I didn't get an invite to your party!

(Sits in the corner sulking)

Sorry... You weren't here! I thought you had gone to the pictures.....we can have a party now if you like!! There's cake and drinks left!

Just wanna dance the night morning away....!"

We did.

Me, Nicky, Sophie, Wossie had a great time.

Oh, the beer's a bit flat. Anyway, bit too early for me.

Yes, it was great

Ooooh dear...I feel bad now....

I was celebrating my results then Wossy had the idea of a party. (It's all Wossy's fault!!!)

I'm glad you all enjoyed it anyway...what did you see? (Please don't say Shrek the Third, or I will cry....)

Still haven't seen it yet...

But Wossie was out with me!

Hang on. There are two Wossies?

One of them must be an imposter! (get it?)

Ho ho ho!!!! Who had the real Wossy though???!

Though Wossy did disappear quite early on, so maybe she changed from Wossy to Wossie!

Maybe I'm hung-over...maybe I imagined the whole thing...maybe I need a crumpet...

Split personality perhaps?



I missed yet another party. Poor pooch got ill again so I stayed up into the early hours with him.

Glad you had a good time - and glad I had a good time out with Phil as well!

The pleasure was all mine, my dear. Theatre tonight perhaps?

Sounds like a fabulous idea - what did you have in mind?

I was thinking 'Phanton of the opera'?

Sounds good, I haven't actually seen it before!

Hello...

There's no party tonight, so I would like to see Phantom too...but if I'll be in the way...

The more the merrier!

Great!! What time?

And where?

Hopefully I'll be able to remember this outing...

Let's say meet up at the usual place at the usual time?

Er.... ....righto


**Are you any the wiser, Wossy?**

Of course!

*Errr...no!*

Well, unless he tells us, we'll just have to have another party!

So, where and when Phil??

But we'd remember to invite you this time Phil!

42nd street. About 8-ish.