The minister's poor little cat was simply called Insect because the minister was very unimaginative

The Minister's cat was called Jitterbug, because it made a nice pun for musical forums.

~Wobby~

The minister's cat was called Kock Roach because the minister was a terrible speller.

The minister's cat was called Litterbug because he was not very fastidious in his habits

The Minister's cat was called Millipede because he peed all over Millie.

The minister's cat was called Owl Midge - I cheated and don't mind admitting it!

Before that it should read ...The minister's cat was called Nine-spotted Ladybird - forgot my alphabet there,folks...
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[thank goodness the poor little thing is still alive after being neglected for so long ]



The minister's cat was called Pest because the minister didn't really like cats

The minister's cat was called Queenie because she looked like Queen Victoria

And what sort of insect is Queen Victoria?!!!

Should perhaps explain, CN1994, that this game has gone through all kinds of categories; at the moment we have to think of insect names, which is proving rather tricky - hence the dearth of posts!

She must have been a Queen Bee

Welcome to the game ChopinNocturne1994!



The minister's cat was called Roach because the minister wasn't allowed to write ###### roach

The ministers cat was called Splat! because that's what the minister did to insects.

Welcome, CN1994!

The minister's cat was called Termite because his claws destroyed wood.

The Minister's cat was called UGH because that was how the minister responded to insects (feeble or what?)

The Italian minister's cat was called Vespa because he always attended Vespers.

The minister's cat was called wasp because he had very spikey claws

The minister's cat was called Xanthia because he was rather moth-eaten.

The minister's cat was called Yellow-jacket because he had stripey fur





[... we've never had Politicians (although there's probably a good reason for that )...


... so what about "Things You Learn at School"???

OK - I've given up on Z.

The minister's cat was called Alphabet because he liked to sharpen his claws on the A to Z book!

The minister's cat was Bible because funnily enough, the minister taught Bible Studies

The minister's cat was called Chemistry because he was always making smells!

The minister's cat was called Drama because he always acted up during the minister's sermon

The Minister's cat was called Devil - she was the cat from H**l




not looked at this game before

Apologies for plagiarism (it's not my joke), but hey, apparently Handel did it all the time.

The Yorkshire Minister's cat was called Grieg, 'cos it used to Peer Gynt Suite.

Ermm..sorry fellas...there is a topic to follow.

Currently the Ministers cat is named after subjects learnt in school, following on in alphabetical order. Do you want to add something, or shall I carry on?

thanks DC apologies, as I said I hadn't seen this before ...
where have we got to?

No problem..we've got to Drama. Now you need a subject beginning with E and the reason why the cat is so called

The minister's cat was called Ed because he was a very educated cat

Ah sorry missed that. I'll catch up.

The minister's cat was called French because he was as fat as Dawn!

The minister's cat was called Geometry because he kept going off at a tangent

The ministers cat was called Geography because he was able to answer Violinias questions...

Bah!!! Double post!!

The ministers cat was called History because he was good with dates..

... although seeing as the minister couldn't spell, he called his cat 'Istory

The ministers cat was called Joules because it had alot of energy?

come on! J was a hard one!.

The ministers cat was called Knitting because he could pull the wool over the ministers eyes.

*Yes, I did learn to knit at school!!*

The minister's cat was called Latin because he came from South America.

The minister's cat was called music because he would miaow along with the radio.

The minister's cat was called Nature because she like studying the natural world, particularly mice

The minister's cat was called Oratory because he liked to sit in the small chapel.

The ministers cat was called PE because he enjoyed climbing trees and running up and down the stairs.

The minister's cat was called Query because he had an enquiring mind

The minister's cat was called Richard because it was rich.. and hard (As in had lots of muscles!)

Yes, but you don't learn Richard at school! You have to think of something you might be taught, e.g. rhetoric, rounders, role play.

The Minister's cat was called Rehtoeic Rethoric Rhetoric 'cos he could always ask the questions that could not be answered (spelling clearly was not a strong point)

The minister's cat was called Sociology because he was very clever to have an "ology" - hope someone remembers that advert!

Nice to see you posting again, BachPensioner - haven't heard from you for a while.

The Minister's cat was called Teacher, because he knew everything!!

(Oh yes, remember the ology advert very well!)

The minister's cat was called Ucas because he was very formal.

The minister's cat was called Violin because when he was naughty the minister threatend to turn his guts into violin strings.

oops. i forget.

The Ministers cat was called W.E because he had a lisp and couldn't pronounce R.E ? (;

That's OK Sam - nobody's perfect. Any ideas for W?

The minister's card was called Weaving because he was a bit warped.