The Minister's cat was called Mellow Mist because the Minister was very keen on poetry.

The minister's cat was called Nuts because he looked more like a squirrel

The minister's cat was called October because it's a very autumnal month.

The minister's cat was called Puddles because he was one of the few cats who actually liked water.

The minister's cat was called Quinox because the minister was allergic to e-numbers

The minister's cat was called Rosehip because the minister was keen on herbal remedies

The minister's cat was called Storm because the wind blew a gale round the vicarage

The minister's American cat was called Thanksgiving because the minister was very glad to have her

The minister's moody cat was called Umbrella because she was always up and down

The minister's cat was called Vest because she like playing with string

The minister's cat was called Wet Wet Wet because the minister always had to call her three times before she would come in

The minister's cat was called Xfoliate because the trees were shedding their leaves

The minister's cat was called Yellow because her fur was the same colour as the seasonal fog

The minister's cat was called Zephyr because she had mild wind


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That's it! Autumn is over, it's the first day of winter tomorrow!

So what's the next category folks?

Well, that will teach me to go out for the day!! And there was nearly a whole hour of Autumn left!

Sorry I got a bit carried away!


Next category - what about doing one category for anything Nice we can say about him/her, and another category for anything Nasty....?



The minister's cat was called Attractive because she like slurping Magnet Pale Ale

You were really inventive - I loved W and Z!


Not quite clear what you mean - am I supposed to put something nasty beginning with A, something nice beginning with B, or something nasty beginning with B?

If I understand correctly, I think we are going all through with 'nice' things, then the next time it will be for 'nasties'. Getthose Thesauruses out folks for some interesting words!

The minister's cat was called Bountiful because he raided the minister's secret chocolate supply.

The minister's cat was called Captivating because she was good at catching mice



[yes that's what I meant HB, unless anybody's got any other suggestions!]

The ministers cat was called D'arcy because he was the best looking cat in the area (possibly the world)!

Then minister's cat was called Enchanting because he was magic.

The minister's cat was called Fairytale because she was out of this world.

The minister's cat was called Gorgeous because he was always overeating.

The Minister's cat was called Harmonious because she miaowed so well when he sang hymns to her.

THe minister's cat was called Inspirational because she was fascinated with the tower on the minister's church.

The minister's cat was called Jovial because he was a Godly cat.

The minister's cat was called Kaleidoscope because she had a coat of many colours (and I missed J for Joseph:))

The minister's cat was called Lovely because he was.

The minister's cat was called Magnanimous because he wouldn't harm a mouse.

The minister's cat was called Nice because he was fond of biscuits.

The Minister's very well behaved cat was called Obedient.

The ministers cat was called Patriotic because the minister worked in St Georges' Church.

The minister's cat was called Quality because his pedigree was impeccable.

The minister's cat was called Ravishing because he was always after the lady cats...

The minister's cat was called Saintly because she forgave the minister when he forgot to feed her

The ministers cat was called Tiny because she shrank so much from not being fed..

The minister's cat was called Unforgettable because the minister's wife always remembered to check whether the cat had been fed.

The minister's cat was called Wistful because she wished the minister was as thoughtful as the minister's wife.



Ooops, I've missed V out - can someone else think of V!

The minister's beautifully behaved cat was called Virtuous.

(On to X now!)

The Minister's cat was caled Xenophobic because the daft Minister thought that it meant having a liking for all things Zen. (Best I can do!)

The minister's cat was called Youthful because even though he was 23 years old he still acted like a kitten.

Z for the next lucky person then, if my memory serves me well, we're on to 'nasty' adjectives??

The minister's cat was called Zany because she kept the minister amused with her antics



So the next little cat is going to have a heap of "nasty" things said about it - poor little thing!

The minister's cat was called Abominable because he was once covered in snow which fell from the vicarage roof.

The minister's cat was called Belligerent because he was always off fighting the local tom cats.

The Minister's very unkind cat was called Catty.

The minister's timid cat was called Dreadful.

The minister's cat was called Exterminator because he was forever killing small rodents.

The minister's cat was called Flea because she was always scratching herself

The minister's cat thought she was called Gawdelpuss because whenever minister's mother saw her, she said 'Gawd 'elp us, 'ave you still got that awful cat?'

The minister's cat was called Horribilis because she was a New Year present from the Queen who was glad to see the back of her

The minister's cat was called Irritating because he was full of fleas.

The minister's green-eyed cat was called Jealousy.

The minister's cat was called Kilkenny because in a fight with the neighbour's tom cat, they fought to the death (then he miraculously came back to life to continue this silly game).

The ministers cat was called Lechorous because he couldn't be faithful to one lady cat..

The minister's cat was called Malicious because of his treatment of any birds unfortunate enough to be cuaght by him.

The minister's cat was called Noxious because she/he kept busy by writing poison pen letters....