The Minister's cat was called "Gobble" because that is exactly what he did to all the leftovers in the fridge once he had got is paw round the handle and opened the door.

The minister's cat was called Helpless, because when he'd gobbled up all the leftovers he couldn't move for love nor money.

\the \minister's cat was called Ivy because it clung to him.

The minister's cat was called Red after the cabbage that was festering at the back of the minister's fridge.

OOOPS! Major brain disfunction.

The minister's cat was called Jelly after the redcurrant stuff that was lurking in a jar after last Christmas.

The minister's cat was called Kyture because the leftover turkey had been minced up

The Minister's cat was called Leftover because no one wanted him.

The Minister's cat was called Mincey after he crept up onto the side to eat all the leftover mince pies!

The minister's cat was called Nuts because he was round the bend.

The Minister's cat was called Obese after Christmas.

The Ministers cat was called Partridge because he was too fat to climb down from the pear tree.

The minister's cat was called Queasy because all the leftovers had made him feel a bit sick.

The Minister's cat was called Ravenous after it had been sick.

The minister's cat ws called Stilton as the minister bought too much of it as usual and none of his parishioners at his Christmas party wold touch it.

The Minister's cat was called Turkey as it rather looked like a stuffed one after eating all the leftovers.

The Minister's cat was called Unwell after all of the unwise stuffing over the festive period. (This cat is having a rough time of it. )

The minister's cat was called Velocity because it had to leave the house at speed because of eating all the slightly dodgy leftovers.

The minister's cat was called Wafer after the wafer thin mint he was forced to eat after scoffing the turkey giblets.

BTW, Minister's cat people - got news of my grade 8 sax today - got 135!

Congratulations
The Minister's cat was called...X-ray, because he had to have one after accidentally eating a.....fork...?? (it could happen.... ) and I was struggling

The Minister's cat was called Yellow. He turned that colour after having the fork extracted.

The minister's cat was called Zyder after that alcoholic drink that was always left in the minister's cupboard.

And now, card games??? I'll start it off...


The minister's cat was called All Fours because he always landed on his feet after falling out of trees.

Good idea!

The Minister's cat was called Beggar my Neighbour because he stole the food from the little cat next door.

The minister's cat was called Cheat because he was so naughty all the time.

The minister's rather large cat was called Donkey because the children tried to ride on him



[Fantastic result helly burnet - many congratulations! ]

Thanks!!!It was worth the wait!

The minister's cat was called Euchre after the minister's wife's favourite partner game.

The Ministers Cat Was Called Freight Train Because...... He nearly died after being squished by one. ( 8 Lives to go.)

Congratulations

The minister's cat was called Gin because the minister found it such a tonic to stroke her.

The minister's cat was called Hearts because he was a loveable soul.

The Ministers Cat was called "Illustrated Hungarian Tarokk" because the minister was insane

Believe it or not that is the name of a real card game!

The minister's cat was called Joker because he was always playing tricks on the minister



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The Minister's cat was called Klondyke because it had a heart of gold.

The minister's cat was called Lexicon because he loved words.

The Ministers Cat Was Called Mafia because he told the other cats to get into my Limo.

The Minister's cat was called Not Playing because he could not think of a card game beginning with N!

The minister's cat was called Old Maid because no-one wanted to marry her. (aahh)

The ministers cat was called Patience because he was always playing alone.

The Minister's cat was called Queen of Hearts because everybody loved her!

The ministers cat was called Rummy because he liked a tipple or two.

The minister's rather tetchy cat was called Snap.

The minister's cat was called Three Card Brag because the minister preferred that bgame to Whist.

The minister's cat was called Uno, because there was only one of her.

The Minister's cat was called Viper because it brought in a dead one as a present for him one day.

The minister's cat was called Whist because he was always hanging around the vicarage drive.

The Minister's cat was called X because he couldn't remember the name of his favourite card game.

I'm glad you did that because it's similar to what I was going to do

The Minister's cat was called Yukon because he was originally from Canada.

The ministers cat was called Zzzzz because he always fell asleep during card games.

What's next!

Saints? Goody!

The Minister's cat was called Andrew because he used to scoup the goldfish out of it's tank.

The minister's cat was called Benedict because he was a blessed nuisance.

The ministers cat was called Christopher because he was always travelling to different houses.

The minister's cat was called David because he was a sainted beast who lived in Wales!

The Minister's cat was called Dubricus because he was almost drowned at birth.