The Ministers cat was called Triskaidecaphobia 'cos she didnt like Hymn No 13

The minister's cat was called Tresor because he was a lttle one.

The Minister's cat was calles Ultraviolet because of the colour of his coat.

The Minister's cat was called V because he couldn't think of a better name. (Yes it is the name of a scent.)

The Minister's cat was called White Diamonds because she was a very high class kitty

The Ministers cat was call Xray because his eyes glowed in the dark

The Minister's cat was called Ysatis

The Minister's final cat (for this game, which was Perfumes and scents by the way Fred!!! ) was called Zero because it ran on diesel.

What next then?

Office Equipment!


The minister's cat was called Abacus because she used her claws to count the mice she'd caught




[the minister was very old-fashioned ]

The Minister's cat was called Blotter as he used him to mop up spilt ink.

The minister's cat was called Chair - well, his behaviour was so bad the minister wouldn't stand for it...

The Minister's cat was called Desk, because that was his favourite place to sit.

The Minister's cat was called Emery after the board he used to use to file his claws in the coffe break.

The minister's cat was called Flip Chart because he was very gymnastic

The minister's cat was called Graph because the minister was forever studying figures.

The Minister's cat was called Highlighter, because the Minister was very fond of bright colours.

The minister's cat was called Ink because he was completely black.

The minister's cat was called Jotter because the minister had been known to write on his fur when he had no paper to hand.

The Minister's cat was called Kettle because he loved a cup of tea

The Minister's cat was called Lamp because he lit up the minister's life.

The Minister's cat was called Minutes, because he always sat in on the office meetings

The Minister's cat was called Notebook when the Minister forgot that he was called Jotter (see above )

The Minister's cat was called Office Cat because he was.

The Minister's cat was called Paperweight because he liked to sit on top of all the Minister's work

The Minister's cat was called Quarto as this was the minister's preferred size of paper.

The Minister's cat was called Ruler as he liked to lie in a very straight line to sleep.

The minister's cat was called Rubber because he was always sorting out the minister's mistakes.

The Minister's cat was called stapler, because he bit like one...

The Minister's cat was called Teabreak and was always welcome in the Minister's office.

The Minister's cat was called umbrella because he too sat in the corner of the Minister's office waiting for a rainy day.

The minister's cat was called Vellum because his coat was as sleek and smooth as that expensive type of paper.

W is harrrd...*thinks more*

The Minister's Cat was called Word because he liked to attempt to type...

The Minister's cat was called X-box after the Minister's box of top shelf literature that he kept hidden therein.

The minister's cat was called Yearbook because she kept a diary of her assignations



Forms of transport next?

The Minister's cat was caled Z-fold after his favourite paper towel.

The Minister's cat was called Aeroplane because it liked to fly around his office.

The Minister's Cat was called Bus because he enjoyed eating Double Deckers!

The Minister's white, low-slung cat was called C5.

The Minister's cat was called Donkey

The minister's obese, lumbering cat was called Elephant

The minister's cat was called Ferrari because he was so furry.

The Minister's cat was called Go-Cart after its favourite food. The Minister had a strange accent.

The minister's cat was called Helicopter because she fussed rather too much over her kittens

The minister's cat was called I-Car because he lived in a futuristic world where everything was virtual.

The minister's fat cat was called Jumbo, though his Jetting days were over!

The minister's cat was called Kyack because she loved paddling in the water

The minister's cat was called Lorry he was always carrying stuff about.

The minister's cat was called Motorbike because her purr sounded more like the revving of an engine

The Minister's cat was called Nissan, because he was as tiny as a Micra
(I really am rubbish at this game lol)

The Minister's cat was called Orb because he was big pals with the Minister's hamster.

The Minister's cat was called Plane because he thought he could fly and therefore jumped off of things.