The Ministers cat was called Queen Mary because the minister took her on cruises with him.

the ministers cat was called Raoul coz he love Irn Bru

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The Minister's cat was called Rover because the short-sighted Minister had mistaken him for a dog.

The Minister's cat was called Skoda because everyone hated him.

The minister's cat was called Trolleybus because he liked riding on the supermarket trollies

The minister's cat was called Underground because he liked to play with a tube.

The Minister's cat was called Velocipede because he was built for two.


Hi DC.

The minister's cat was called Wailway because the minister couldn't roll his R's pwoperly...

Hi Watty...

The Minister's cat was called Yacht because he walked on water.

Hi Ratty and DC!

F U N E X?

O Well,.....


The Minister's cat was called Zebra because he rode one on a hunting trip once.

The minister's cat was called Zeppelin because he was an old windbag....*sounds familiar!!*

Hi HG!

oops!

Perhaps a little better than Zebra.

What's next?

Could we get away with Insults?

Perhaps not then.

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The minister's cat was called Arrgghh because his miaou sounded like a scream

OK.

The Minister's low down cat was called Bass Song Cycle.

The ministers cat was called Coda, because he was a nice little ending to the peice

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The minster's cat was called Cleaning Cloth because he liked playing with these.

the ministers cat was called Da Capo Aria, because it sounds cool

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The minister's cat was called Events because he kept appearing in different places

The Minister's methodical cat was called Forum Club Index.

The minister's cat was called Grade Five in Four Months From Scratch because he had no sense of reality.

The minister's playful cat was called Games Zone

Snap!

The Minister's hapless cat was called Help.

The minister's cat was called I Love Scales because fish was her favourite dish

The minister's cat was called Instrument because the minister liked him to meow in tune.

The minister's cat was called Jazz because she was an upbeat kind of cat.

The Minister's cat was called Just Entered Myself For Grade Eight because he was mad.

The minister's cat was called Killing The Awful Parents of my students because they are such a pain and never pay up on time or threaten murder if little darling hasn't passed gr 5 with distinction in 3 months.

The minister's cat was called Let Us Parents off the Hook Once in a While because we're not all bad and I really would like to pay the teachers more but they won't let me!

The minister's cat was called, er, Minister because he was rather ego-centric

The Minister's cat was called Need Help Please because the Minister often shouted for help and the poor little kitty though he was calling for her.

The Minister's cat was called Old Ladies' Traditional Values Association because the minister liked a bit of a giggle.

The ministers cat was called Perfet Cadence because he finished things off nicely

laura-clarinet just realised how this game worked.

ooopsies.x

The Minister's Cat was called Question About Accidentals because he was always having little accidents and being questioned about them.

The Minister's Cat was called Role of the parents because he liked to roll over and have his tummy tickled by his Ma'n'Pa.

The Minister's cat was called Sight Singing because it never prepared anything.



Actually Stuck Mouthpiece might have been better.

The Minister's cat was called The Minister's cat because he was The Minister's cat.

The Minister's cat was called Using Book Tokens because he did. (But not for buying books, alas.)

The minister's cat was called Viola because he liked to curl up in the minister's viola case.

The Minister's menopawsal cat was called Warming Up, Cooling Down, Going off the Boil .

The minister's cat was called X because the thread had been deleted

The minister's cat was called 'X' am nerves because he always got the jitters so started to eat bananas to calm himself down.

The Minister's cat was called Youtube because he looked like a tube.

The minister's cat was called Zingarese Group in Northampton because he had the gypsy in his soul.

And the next, people?

Well, yes; why not People as the next theme?


This may be a very un-P C thread! Be warned!


The Ministers morbidly obese moggy was called American.

The minister's chocolate-coloured cat was called Belgian.

The minister's cat was called Congalese because she came from a long line of cats who liked to dance

The Minister's bullish cat was called Cretan.

The Minister's cat was called Danish because it loved pastries.