The minister's cat was called Egyptian because the minister had cottoned on to the fact that she was a Persian cat

The minister's cat was called French because he liked to chase frogs at the bottom of the garden...

The minister's cat was called Greenlander because she was very environmentally-friendly

The minister's cat was called German because he was a 'sour kat'...

The minister's cat was called Hollandish because the minister's knowledge of the Dutch was somewhat lacking

The minister's cat was called Italian because she was always after a pizza the action.

The Minister's cat was called Jamaican because he was a rum beast.

The minister's cat was called Kenya, because safar-e's been ok.

The minister's cat was called Lilliputian because he was very, very small and entirely fictional.

The minister's cats were called Mongolian because there were hordes of them.

The Minister's cat was called Negro because he was very spiritual.

The Minister's cat was called Oz, because he liked to follow the yellow brick road...

The minister's Portuguese cat was called Porto.

The minister's cat was called Queenslander because he liked to sleep down under the duvet.

The Minister's cat was called Russian because it was always in a hurry.

The minister's cat was called Swede-ish because he looked rather like a root vegetable.

The Minister's cat was called Turkish, not because it was a delight but beacuse they were going to eat him on Christmas day.

The minster's cat was called Ugandan because the minister had worked as a missionary there.

The Minister's cat was called Vietnamese because its bed was next to the china cupboard.

The minister's cat was called Welsh because he was a rare bit of a cat.

F V N E X?

The Minister's cat was called expatriate because he had previously lived in a foreign land.

'spose that'll do HG.

The Minister's cat was called Yugoslavian because he was a creature of two parts.

Is this in code?

No, it is Swedish!!!!!!!!!!

Have we any X?

How to speak Swedish by the Two Ronnies...

F.U.N.E.X.?
S.,V.F.X.
F.U.N.E.M.?
S.,V.F.M.
O.K., M.N.X.!


And for Z...

The Minister's cat was called Zulu because he belonged to a big tribe of tom cats.

And now....? Have we done alcoholic drinks ? I'll check Skylark's list.

Oh dear - all these people with mis-spent youths watching the Two Ronnies! I understand now - thanks Helly.

The minister'c cat was called Absinthe because he never attended church and never had a good excuse or a letter from hisparents.

Or a better reason - because Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder...

The Minister's cat was called Brandy because he was ran a bit of a lad.

The minister's cat was called Champagne because of the colour of his coat.

The Scottish Minister's cat was called Dram because he was only a wee pussy.

The Minister's cat was called Egg nog, because the scholarly Minister was a fan of Noggin the Nog.

The Minister's cat was called Frizzante because of his lightly sparkling personality.

The minister's rather stout cat was called Guinness.

The Minister's cat was caled Hock because of its funny shaped ones.

The Minister's cat was called Iced Tea, because he came from Long Island

The minister's cat (Reverend Daniels) was called Jack.

The Minister's cat of Royale descent was called Kir.

The minister's large cat was called Lager.

Car Expert

The Minister's cat was called Mead as he loved frolicking in the Minister's meadow.

The minister's cat was called Noilly because he was a bit of a Prat

Ha - good one!

The minister's cat was called Old Hooky because of his excessive age and long sharp claws.

The Ministers cat was called Port, because he was sweet

The minister's cat was called Qi after the minister's favourite tipple of Lapsang Soushong topped off with Chardonnay brandy.

The Minister's cat was called Rum, because he loved the Caribbean

The Minister's rough old cat was called Scrumpy.

The Minister's cat was called Tia Maria because she was a coffee licker!

The Minister's cat was called Umbrella, because the short-sighted Minister often popped the cat into his cocktail along with a maraschino cherry and a slice of cucumber.

The Minister's cat was called Vodka because it ate potatoes and fermented a lot.

The Minister's cat was called Whiskey because the Minister was Irish