The minister's cat was called X-Lite, as the minister was fond of American beers

The Minister's cat was called Yellow Bird, because he preferred Rum to Vodka

The minister's thick, yellow cat was called Zabaglione because the Minister was also thick and thought that it was a drink.

What next then?

Insults has been suggested on the other thread but can I start with B ...


The minister's cat was called both Bland and Banal because the minister was confounded as to which name to choose


(I'm off out now, have fun!)

This set could get us into very hot water...can't put down the one I've thought of...

The minister's cat was called Annoying because he miouwed all night keeping people awake.

The Minister's cat was called Crude, because his manners left a lot to be desired.

The Minister's cat was called Dumbo because it wasn't very bright.

I like this cat already.

The ministers cat was called Eejit, well because he was an eejit :L

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The Minister's cat was called Firkin because it was quite a nuisance.

The Minister's cat was called Gormless because he had no gorm.

The minister's cat was called Harridan because the minister couldn't decide which of the two names he preferred.

The minister's cat was called Insolent because he regularly went for a swim from Portsmouth to the Isle of Wight.

The minister's cat was called Jezebel as the minister used to throw her out of the window when he couldn't be bothered to let her out via the door.

The Minister's Cat was called Knit-wit, because he always tangled up the wool...

The minister's cat was called Loser because he would catch a mouse, then let it go.

The Minister's cat was called Monster because he was so nasty to his rodents.

The minister's cat was called Monster because he was a Raving Lunatic



Edit:

Snap! I'll do N instead then


The minister's cat was called Nerd because he was a complete bore on the subject of mice

The Minister's unhouse-trained cat was called 'Orrible.

The minister's cat was called Pudding because he was so fat.

The minister's cat was called Queer because he was afraid of mice.

The Minister's tiny puss was called Runt.

The Minister's cat was called Sourpuss because he was a bitter moggie.

The Minister's big lumbering moggy was called Turnip.

The Minister's cat was called Useless because he wasn't much cop.

The minister's nasty cat was called Vixen because it told tales about the beautiful cat next door.

The Minister's cat was called Wally because the Minister was too lazy to say Walter.

(Crumbs! Scraping the bottom of the barrel now, aren't we, Holz Gedeckt?!)

The minister's very timid cat was called Wimp.

edit: too late again!

The Minister's cat was caled X-Rated because it swore badly.

The Minister's cat was called You so-and-so because the Minister didn't agree with swearing.

The Minister's cat, which never washed, was called Zitty.

What next then?

Bed!

I *so* need my beauty sleep!

Me too. Nos da Woody.

Famous cats then? In films, books, tv, belonging to famous people etc.



The minister's cat was called Aristocat because her cat basket was huge and was filled with beautiful toys

The Minister's cat was called Bagpuss, because the minister's daughter was called Emily.

The minister's cat was called Cat because she had breakfast at Tiffany's every day

The minister's cat was called #### after Mr Whittington's cat.

Good grief, I had not thought of it like that at all...well, you all know I didn't - it's a fairy tale character for goodness sake!

Silly not being able to say #### isn't it?

The Minister's cat was caled Elsa because it looked like a lion cub.

The minister's lucky black cat was called Felix.

The Minister's greedy cat was called Garfield.

The minister's cat was called Gobbolino (he used to be a witch's cat) because he was born on Hallowe'en.

Oops! Too slow!

The Minister's friendly cat was called Hello Kitty.

The minister's cat was called Isis after Catwoman's pet cat (Batman was the minister's favourite TV programme).

The Minister's cat was called Jones, as the minister was scared of Aliens (and also had a bit of a thing about Sigourney Weaver)

The minister's wafer-thin, chocolate-coloured cat was called Kit-Kat.

The minister's cat was called Lady Jane because the vicarage was a 'Bleak House'.

that made me chuckle lol

The Minister's cat was called Mr. Bigglesworth because the Minister was eeeeeeviiiiil...

The minister's cat was called Nora after the famous piano playing cat on Youtube - curious how she loves 'B'?

The Minister's cat was called Orlando, for not only was he was a magnificent ginger cat, but also the minister was a fan of Virginia Wolf.

The minister's cat was called Puss-in-boots because it went to a club in Soho on its day off.

The Minister's cat was called Quixote - we may never have heard of a cat in film or literature with this name, but the Minister was an extraordinary dreamer who saw things that other people didn't.