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Too slow and too rude HG.
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:26 AM) 
Too slow and too rude HG.
You ain't seen nuffink yet, Ratty!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 10 2009, 12:25 AM)
The Minister's cat was called Manifold because he used to store up his exhaust gasses....
Hubby and I really liked this one!!Sorry, can't think of an 'N', and am off to bed now.
The Minister's daft cat was called Nut.
The ministers cat was called Overheated because he was an angry cat...
The Minister's cat was called Piston because he had an accident on the Minister's lap when he was a kitten.
The Minister's cat was called Parking Sensor because it never ran into things.
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 10 2009, 12:31 AM)
The Minister's cat was called Piston because he had an accident on the Minister's lap when he was a kitten.
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:32 AM)
The Minister's cat was called Parking Sensor because it never ran into things.
Sorry, Ratty. Too slow, and not rude enough! Your turn to do Q methinks....
The minister's cat was called Revcounter as he loved counting up all the religious dignitaries who attended the minister's garden parties.
The Minister's cat was called Shaft, Don't ask!
I feel very guilty as I missed 'Q' --erm - the minister's cat was called 'What's that QUEER noise from my Big End?' - it'll have to do!
The Minister's morse code using cat was called Transmission.
The minister's cat was called Universal Joint for reasons I really cannot go into...
Who's got a 'V' then ???!!!
Who's got a 'V' then ???!!!
HG has!
The ministers cat was called Visor because the sun was in his eyes.
The Minister's cat was called Wheel because he liked to sing the famous Vera Lynn song as a kitten.
You have to do X now Woody
You have to do X now Woody
The Minister's cat was called Windshield because he was a big fat cat behind whom the Minister would take shelter on blowy days.
Too slow again Woody and too polite.
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:45 AM)
Too slow again Woody and too polite.
You're just jealous that you didn't think of Piston!
X, Ratty?
Actually I was relieved.
The Minister's Cat was called X-Brace.
The Minister's Cat was called X-Brace.
Now now boys and girls!
The ministers cat was called X-rated after the minister had received a large repair bill from the mechanics
The ministers cat was called X-rated after the minister had received a large repair bill from the mechanics
Too slow Daisy.
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:51 AM)
Too slow Daisy.
You edited your post!
Only to add an X because Woody thought that I didn't know one!
The Minister's Cat was called Yak.
The Minister's Cat was called Yak.
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Feb 10 2009, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:51 AM)
Too slow Daisy.
You edited your post!
She did too!
That's cheating, Ratty! No cheese for you this evening.
A fine one to talk HG. A thousand wood worms upon you!
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:53 AM)
Only to add an X because Woody thought that I didn't know one!
And he was evidently right, too!
QUOTE
The Minister's Cat was called Yak.
Why?
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 10 2009, 12:53 AM)
That's cheating, Ratty! No cheese for you this evening.
Yeah...so there!
He was called Yak because it was what he used to pull his car out of a ditch. 
And there's nowt wrong with X-Brace.
And there's nowt wrong with X-Brace.
Ever get the idea we're all stalling for time whilst we try to think up a Z?
The Minister's cat was called Zip after the closure on his favourite car seat.
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 12:59 AM)
The Minister's cat was called Zip after the closure on his favourite car seat.
Do what?
That's even worse than what I'd have expected DC to have come up with!
EDIT: In fact, I understand that is exactly what DC has come up with, just too late again!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 10 2009, 01:00 AM)
That's even worse than what I'd have expected DC to have come up with!
Gee thanks pal...
What about musical instrument parts next time.
This rodent needs its beauty sleep now.
Nighty nighty.
This rodent needs its beauty sleep now.
Nighty nighty.
I'll say you do!
Night, night, Ratty! Sleep well. x
Night, night, Ratty! Sleep well. x
Nos da Ratty!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 10 2009, 01:02 AM)
I'll say you do!
Night, night, Ratty! Sleep well. x
Mochyn Mawr HG.
Nos da Daisy.
That sounds too hard!
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 10 2009, 01:04 AM)
Mochyn Mawr HG.
Chi afiach llygoden fawr!
Good morning!
How about joining this game with Mornington Crescent? London Underground stations then! (X,Y and Z will be fun...)
The minister's cat was called Angel because he came from Islington.
How about joining this game with Mornington Crescent? London Underground stations then! (X,Y and Z will be fun...)
The minister's cat was called Angel because he came from Islington.
\ok, \musical instrument parts next then!
Th Minister's cat was called Bankside because it agreed with the cut in interest rates.
Th Minister's cat was called Bankside because it agreed with the cut in interest rates.
Ok, Let's remember that! (Still reckon it's very hard - however, it's good to have a challenge!)
The minister's cat was called Cockfosters 'cos he liked the boy hen's lager.
The minister's cat was called Cockfosters 'cos he liked the boy hen's lager.
The ministers cat was from Dalston Kingsland...*yep, never heard of it either!*
The Minister's cat was called Downing Street because it was number ten of the very large litter.
Flippin' eck Daisy. Are you stalking me? Mine was better anyway! So there!
The Minister's cat was called Earls Court because he once caught an Earl.
Flippin' eck Daisy. Are you stalking me? Mine was better anyway! So there!
The Minister's cat was called Earls Court because he once caught an Earl.
I posted first..therefore you must be stalking me!!
The ministers cat was called Farringdon Road because the minister had to appear in the High Courts.
The ministers cat was called Farringdon Road because the minister had to appear in the High Courts.
I started writing mine first though!
The Minister's cat was called Grays Inn because it was rather fond of eating grass.
The Minister's cat was called Grays Inn because it was rather fond of eating grass.
He who types quickest...ner ner ner-ner ner! The ministers cat was called High Holborn because the minister rolled his own cigarettes.
The Minister's cat was called Isle of Dogs because he was in love with the spaniels next door.
The minister's cat was called Jlford because the minister always spoke in Latin so 'I' became 'J'
He who types quickest...ner ner ner-ner ner!
Oh no, don't start that again!
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Feb 10 2009, 01:10 PM)
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