The Minister's cat was called Kentish Town because he came from Canterbury

The minister's cat was called Leicester because he was a bit of a square.

The Minister's cat was called Marylebone because she was a good little cat.

The minster's cat was called Notting Hill after the minister's favourite film.

The Minister's ginger tom was called Orange Street.

The ministers cat was called Pentonville because the guilty minister was sent to prison there...

The Minister's cat was called Queen Anne Square because of its carved legs.

The minister's cat was called Richmond because she was the minister's sweet lass.

The Minister's cat was called after what he did best: Sermon Lane.

The minister's cat was called Trafalgar Square because the minister hoped he might grow up to be a lion.

The Minister's cat was called Upminster because the Minister had always dreamed of being promoted to York.

The Minister's cat was called Vauxhall after his old banger.

The Minister's cat was called Wimbledon because he liked to chase tennis balls

Flippin' X again!

The Minister's cat was called X Roads because he found it there in a bin bag.

The Minister's cat was called Yellow, cos he kept running round in circles (geddit?)

The minister's cat was called Z-cars because the minister hated travelling by tube.

(Well - you think of something beginning with z!!) What's next?

Musical instrument parts but later. I'm off to have another pint in the tavern.

OK, here goes...

THe minister's cat was called Action because he could never sit still for a minute.

The Minister's cat was called Bridge because he was all strung out.

The Minister's rather smug feline was called Centre Pin.

The Minister's cat was called Damper because he was always a bit soggier than the minister thought he was.

The Minister's melodious cat was called Electronic Tuning Aid.

The Minister's jumpy but well-balanced cat was called Frog.

The minister's cat was called Gedackt because his miouw sounded like this stop on the minister's church organ. Hmm - that name reminds me of someone...

The Minister's forceful cat was called Hammer.

(I think pianos have these?)

I hope so

The minister's cat was called Insane, because he was.

(OK, not strictly speaking an instrument part, but my son's guitar amp has an 'insane' knob)

Boring, but the Minister's cat was called Jack.

The minister's ivory coloured cat was called Key.

The Minister's cat was called Ligature becuse he helped the Minister reed (even though he couldn't spell).

The minister's cat was called Mute as he had such a soft meow that the minister, who was rather deaf, couldn't hear it.

The minister's cat was called Neck because he always used to stick it out.

The minister's cat was called Output Jack - his real name was Jack, and he was out put every morning.

The minister's cat was called Pedal because of the way he moved in his sleep.

Q! Q? Help.

The Minister's cat was called Quiver, because the Rev. Robin Hood played the violin with the wrong sort of bow.

The minister's cat, who sometimes got kicked, was called Reed to remind the minister that Jesus does not break a bruised reed.

The Minister's long-haired cat was called Spike because of his fur.

The minister's fine cat was called Tuner because he loved to eat fish.

The Minister's very long legged cat was called Upright Butt.

The Minister's dark orange cat was called Varnish.

The Minister's bassly-behaved cat was called Whammy Bar.

The minister's cat was called X-frame because of the design of the piano stool

The Minister's Greek cat was called Zither Pin


Oh no, I was so excited at having Z, that I completely forgot Y. How embarrassing!

The Minister's cat was called Y-Arm because the Minister kept wondering why he'd bought him.

**Z has already been done.**

What's next, Petrat?

If Petrat doesn't mind, perhaps you'd all like to try this one - it's the Cockney Alphabet. Here we go!

The minister's cat was called 'Orses, as in 'A' for horses....

The minister's cat was called Butter because the minister liked that song Requiem by Bread & Butter

The minister's cat was called Curry because the minister was a good friend of Ruby Murray

The Minister's un-house trained cat was called D for Kate.

(though it took a while before I got it)