They will get worse. The Minister's destructive cat was called E for Brick.

I don't think I've got the hang of this alphabet at all....

Nor I Daisy!
The Minister's fizzy cat was called Vessent. (F fro Vessent) Get it now DC?

I don't think I've got it either I thought the Cockney alphabet would be to do with rhyming slang....?

I think so...I thought Helly wanted the Cockney Rhyming alphabet!

Great minds, skyers! (Or great plonkers as the case may be!!!)

The Minister's inaccurate cat was called Take. (G for Take!)

Alphabet ain't the same as CRS.

G for Take????

Please explain like I'm a three year old....

*Goes for a lie down*

NO!


Oh all right then. Say it as the sound Guh rather than GEE and you'll get it in an hour Give or Take.

PIG!!!!!

*Blimey..I think I'll sit this one out!*

Pig yerself DC. I edited it!


The Minister's cat was called Before Beauty! H Before Beauty DC!

Ah...I get that one!!

At last!!
The Minister's musical cat was called Novello. And that is DC???????????????

I for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Minister's ginger tom was called Oranges.

Got that one DC?

Evidently she hasn't! Jaffa...

"J for..." tsk!

I don't understand either.

I cannot think of a K name for this poor puss.

Perhaps someone else can? Anyway, on with the game.

The Minister's fast running cat was called Leather. (L for Leather!)

What a boring one Ratty....

OK Try this one.

The Minister's tiny cat was called Gnome.


Much better Ratty Old Bean!

The minister's cat was called Teria because K was for Teria.

The Minister's big cat was called M for Size.

The minister's slow-running cat was called N for Lope.

The Minister's deluded cat was called The Wings of a Dove.

The Minister's nonsensical cat was called P for Ling

Poor little thing!

The Minister's cat was called Q for a Song.

The Minister's cat minded that he was called R for Daley

The Minister's cat was called S for Rantzen because she had prominent front teeth.

The Minister's sociable cat was called T for Two

The Man of God's furry pet was called Mism.

DC isn't here to work these out any more.

Easy! U for Mism.... Euphemism!

I'm not surprised - I'm only hanging in here by the skin of my teeth

Euphemism

The Minister's loving cat was called L'amore.


Are you here yet Daisy?

The minister's meterorological cat was called Vane.

(I can now just about do it without the initial letter in front of me!)

The Minister's hungry cat was called For Breakfast.


X for Breakfast, Daisy. You can read it tomorrow!!

The Minister's knicker-wearing cat was called Runt.

The minister's cat was called Breezes for very obvious reasons.

And now, dear people?

Well all I can say is, I'm very glad I don't live in Cockneyland


Winter next?


The minister's cat was called Accident because in wet weather, the minister had to mop up after him more

The Minister's stormy cat was called Blizzard.

The minister's cat was called Chillly 'cos he was a cool cat.

The Minister's cat was called Dark because that's when he liked to go hunting.

The Minister's kitten was called Evenings because they just got longer and longer, same as the kitty as he grew bigger

The Minister's cat unfriendly cat was called Frosty.

*Thank goodness that Cockney one has finished!*

The ministers cat was called Gusty because of his wind...

The minister's cat was called Hoar because he was so frosty.

The Minister's cat, a twin to Frosty, was called Icy as it was just as unfriendly.

The minister's cat was called Jeopardy because the minister was certainly in that as he drove down the very frosty roads of his parish.

The minister's cat was called Kettle because the minister needed many hot drinks in the winter.

The Minister's cat was called Lantern because he liked playing with the ones on the Christmas tree.

The minister's cat was called Mince because that's how he liked his mice pies

The Minister's cat was called North Wind because it howled so.

The minister's warm, chocolatey cat was called Ovaltine.