The minister's party-loving kitten was called Paperchain.

the minister's cat was an obtuse cat!

Hi trebletrouble and welcome to the forums and the game!


Just to let you know that we play the Minister's Cat game in "sets" - so the current set is A-Z for anything to do with Winter and all the other sets that we've covered are on my profile


So for instance I might say for the next letter, Q...


The minister's cat was called Quistmas because he was short-tongued

(we give a reason as well, it makes the game more fun )



Do you want to have a go at doing R, or wait for another letter?

The minister's cat was called Red after the holly berries that grew on the minister's holly bush.

The Minister's cat was called Snowy because of his beautiful white fur.

The minister's cat was called Tinsel because he so loved playing with the same at Christmas.

The Ministers very broad cat was called Umbrella because he protected things from the rain.

The minister's cat was called Vick, and smelled strangely of vapour rub.

The minister's cat was officially called Wind, but the minister usually just called him cat because he was too polite to mention his real name

The minister's cat was called x-ray because it broke so many bones skidding on the ice (it always healed perfectly).

The Minister's cat was called Yule because he yowled a lot (and the Minister often dropped consonants).

The Minister's cat was called Zest because it loved sipping his cold cure.


That one was a bit too easy! What next then?

Shall we start Cockney rhyming slang while Daisy's not here to stop us

Go for it!

You first!

[age before beauty ]

Th Minister's Cat was called Apples 'cos 'e loved to run up and down the stairs

The Minister's thief of a cat was called Babbling Brook.

I wasn't the only one who got it wrong, if I recall correctly!

The minister's cat was called Chalk and Cheese because sadly he was infested with little critters

Ahem, DC should be doing this one...

The minister's cat was called Daisy (Roots for short) as he used to leave his dead mice in the minister's walking footwear.

(PS My cat was always leaving his little presents in my son's school shoes - we not sure if the little creatures expired because of the cat or the smell...)

The Minister's cat was called Eddie (Grundies) because he would curl up and go to sleep in the minister's underwear drawer.

The Minister's ill-mannered cat was called False Start.

The Minister's cat was called Garden Fence, but he didn't know why, because he wasn't very bright.

The Minister's thief of a cat was called Half-Inch.

The minister's rather portly cat was called In-and-Out

The minister's solitary cat was called Jack Jones.

The Minister's incontinent cat was called Kermit because it spent so much time there.

The minister's cat was called Lion & Lamb because he was as big as a sheep

The Minister's cat was called Macaroni because that's how much he cost.

(I knew reading all those Georgette Heyer Regency novels would come in handy)



Edit - What's Lion & Lamb?

Lion & Lamb - Ram!


What's Macaroni? I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with Macaroni Cheese

Macaroni = pony!

The Minister's cat was called Needle and Pin because it drank too much.

The miniister's cat was called Oily Rag because he was always having a sly one with the other tom cats round the back of the bike sheds.

The Minister's smelly cat was called Pen and Ink.

The minither's lisping cat was called Quentin Crisp

The Minister's chatty cat was called Rabbit.

The minister's catwas called Saucepan Lid because she had a kitten.

The minister's cat was called Tom & Jerry because she liked a tipple of Croft Original

The minister's cat was called Uncle #### as he was forever puking up on the minister's carpet...yuk! Can't we ever use that word ? It's short for Richard, for heaven's sake!!!

The minister's cat was called Vera as the minister like the odd tipple. (I've just realised that the cat's already on the sherry - what a family )

The Minister's cat was called Whistle because he went to town to buy a new outfit and came home with a kitten instead.

F V N E X?

C. V.F.M.N.X!

V 2 N D F M N X!

Just got to invent one here!


The minister's cat was called Yang (ie from Ying and Yang - he was a beautiful seal point Siamese) because the church doors always shut with a bang.

Good to see this again.

The Minister's cat was called Zephyr as he had named it after his ex wife who was a bit of an old cow.

Right something easy next. How about musical terms or have we done that?

Maybe we have, but we could do it again? Or do French and German ones ??? Don't mind!

Welsh ones!!

Ok maybe not. How about instrument makers names for the next round of cats? There are loads of these.

The Minister's cat was called Aura as it had a strange air about it.

The minister's cat was called Boosey because she always had a tipple before she went hunting hawks

The minister's contemplative cat was called Chappell