Feb 17 2009, 04:03 PM
The minister's party-loving kitten was called Paperchain.
Feb 17 2009, 04:05 PM
the minister's cat was an obtuse cat!
Feb 17 2009, 04:12 PM
Hi trebletrouble and welcome to the forums and the game!
Just to let you know that we play the Minister's Cat game in "sets" - so the current set is A-Z for anything to do with Winter and all the other sets that we've covered are on my profile
So for instance I might say for the next letter, Q...
The minister's cat was called Quistmas because he was short-tongued
(we give a reason as well, it makes the game more fun
Do you want to have a go at doing R, or wait for another letter?
Feb 17 2009, 06:34 PM
The minister's cat was called Red after the holly berries that grew on the minister's holly bush.
Feb 17 2009, 06:36 PM
The Minister's cat was called Snowy because of his beautiful white fur.
Feb 17 2009, 08:48 PM
The minister's cat was called Tinsel because he so loved playing with the same at Christmas.
Feb 17 2009, 09:02 PM
The Ministers very broad cat was called Umbrella because he protected things from the rain.
Feb 17 2009, 09:29 PM
The minister's cat was called Vick, and smelled strangely of vapour rub.
Feb 17 2009, 09:42 PM
The minister's cat was officially called Wind, but the minister usually just called him cat because he was too polite to mention his real name
Feb 17 2009, 09:47 PM
The minister's cat was called x-ray because it broke so many bones skidding on the ice (it always healed perfectly).
Feb 17 2009, 09:53 PM
The Minister's cat was called Yule because he yowled a lot (and the Minister often dropped consonants).
Feb 17 2009, 10:11 PM
The Minister's cat was called Zest because it loved sipping his cold cure.
That one was a bit too easy! What next then?
Feb 17 2009, 10:17 PM
Shall we start Cockney rhyming slang while Daisy's not here to stop us
Feb 17 2009, 10:19 PM
Go for it!
Feb 17 2009, 10:21 PM
[age before beauty
Feb 17 2009, 10:21 PM
Th Minister's Cat was called Apples 'cos 'e loved to run up and down the stairs
Feb 17 2009, 11:18 PM
The Minister's thief of a cat was called Babbling Brook.
Feb 17 2009, 11:23 PM
Feb 17 2009, 11:40 PM
The minister's cat was called Chalk and Cheese because sadly he was infested with little critters
Feb 18 2009, 10:37 AM
Ahem, DC should be doing this one...
The minister's cat was called Daisy (Roots for short) as he used to leave his dead mice in the minister's walking footwear.
(PS My cat was always leaving his little presents in my son's school shoes - we not sure if the little creatures expired because of the cat or the smell...)
Feb 18 2009, 03:17 PM
The Minister's cat was called Eddie (Grundies) because he would curl up and go to sleep in the minister's underwear drawer.
Feb 18 2009, 10:17 PM
The Minister's ill-mannered cat was called False Start.
Feb 18 2009, 10:55 PM
The Minister's cat was called Garden Fence, but he didn't know why, because he wasn't very bright.
Feb 18 2009, 10:58 PM
The Minister's thief of a cat was called Half-Inch.
Feb 18 2009, 11:14 PM
The minister's rather portly cat was called In-and-Out
Feb 18 2009, 11:17 PM
The minister's solitary cat was called Jack Jones.
Feb 18 2009, 11:37 PM
The Minister's incontinent cat was called Kermit because it spent so much time there.
Feb 18 2009, 11:45 PM
The minister's cat was called Lion & Lamb because he was as big as a sheep
Feb 19 2009, 09:50 AM
The Minister's cat was called Macaroni because that's how much he cost.
(I knew reading all those Georgette Heyer Regency novels would come in handy)
Edit - What's Lion & Lamb?
Feb 19 2009, 10:17 AM
Lion & Lamb - Ram!
What's Macaroni? I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with Macaroni Cheese
Feb 19 2009, 12:05 PM
Macaroni = pony!
The Minister's cat was called Needle and Pin because it drank too much.
Feb 19 2009, 12:46 PM
The miniister's cat was called Oily Rag because he was always having a sly one with the other tom cats round the back of the bike sheds.
Feb 19 2009, 10:27 PM
The Minister's smelly cat was called Pen and Ink.
Feb 19 2009, 11:21 PM
The minither's lisping cat was called Quentin Crisp
Feb 19 2009, 11:42 PM
The Minister's chatty cat was called Rabbit.
Feb 19 2009, 11:54 PM
The minister's catwas called Saucepan Lid because she had a kitten.
Feb 19 2009, 11:57 PM
The minister's cat was called Tom & Jerry because she liked a tipple of Croft Original
Feb 20 2009, 12:17 PM
The minister's cat was called Uncle #### as he was forever puking up on the minister's carpet...yuk! Can't we ever use that word ? It's short for Richard, for heaven's sake!!!
Feb 20 2009, 08:58 PM
The minister's cat was called Vera as the minister like the odd tipple. (I've just realised that the cat's already on the sherry - what a family
Feb 20 2009, 09:04 PM
The Minister's cat was called Whistle because he went to town to buy a new outfit and came home with a kitten instead.
Feb 20 2009, 11:00 PM
F V N E X?
Feb 20 2009, 11:02 PM
Feb 20 2009, 11:06 PM
V 2 N D F M N X!
Feb 23 2009, 02:00 PM
Just got to invent one here!
The minister's cat was called Yang (ie from Ying and Yang - he was a beautiful seal point Siamese) because the church doors always shut with a bang.
Feb 23 2009, 02:05 PM
Good to see this again.
The Minister's cat was called Zephyr as he had named it after his ex wife who was a bit of an old cow.
Right something easy next. How about musical terms or have we done that?
Feb 23 2009, 06:21 PM
Maybe we have, but we could do it again? Or do French and German ones ??? Don't mind!
Feb 23 2009, 07:03 PM
Ok maybe not. How about instrument makers names for the next round of cats? There are loads of these.
Feb 23 2009, 09:29 PM
The Minister's cat was called Aura as it had a strange air about it.
Feb 23 2009, 09:31 PM
The minister's cat was called Boosey because she always had a tipple before she went hunting hawks
Feb 23 2009, 09:49 PM
The minister's contemplative cat was called Chappell
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