The Minister's cat was called Dolmetsch after his favourite doll, Metsch.

The Minister's cat was called Elkhart because he liked trying to hunt larger animals.

The minister's cat was called Fazioli because she loved pattering up and down the piano keys

The minister's cat was called Gibson because his father was called Gib (and because the minister liked guitars).

The minister's cat was called Harrison because he liked smoking a pipe



(er, the minister that is, not the cat!)

The minister's cat was called Ibanez, because the minister loved playing his five string fretless bass guitar during the church service.

The Minister's cat was called Jupiter because the Minister was really an astronomer.

The Minister's regal cat was called Kung.

The minister's dawdling cat was called Lag

The Minister's rotten cat was called Moeck.

The Minister's oriental-looking cat was called Nagahara.

(Nagahara = a Japanese flute company)

Wow - you learn loads stuff playing this game! Um 'O' ? I'm thinking...

The minister's cat was called Ovler because this company makes an ovla lot of different instruments.

The Minister's treasured cat was called Pearl.

The Minister's mighty cat was called Quinn.


(Trawled Google and found one at last - violin makers in the US)

The Minister's cat was called Rudall because he was found in a cart.

The ministers cat was called Stradavarius because the minister was on the fiddle.

The Minister's cat was called Travis, because the Minister had Bean a very keen guitarist in his youth.

The Minister's flutey cat was called Uebel.

The minister's cat was called Vogel because she tweeted like a bird

The Minister's Winter-born cat was called Ward.

The minister's cat was called X because she was a cross-breed

The Minister's bitter cat was called Zhang.

(Zhang Shu Mei = violin/viola maker)

What's next? (please not your rhyming slang stuff - I can't do it)

Should do Y really...

The minister's cat was called Yamaha 'cos he was good at everything.


How about actors ? Then actresses ? Just a thought...

The minister's cat was called Atkinson because she was always getting stuck up the rowan tree

The Minister's cat was called Brosnan, because she had Pierced ears.

The minister's cat was called Clint 'cos he was the strong, silent type.

... was called David because he liked to Hassel the Hoff.

The MC was called Edward Woodward 'cos he used to walk around with 3 planks on his head - boom boom!

^ That is terrible Sue!



The minister's extremely attractive cat was called Firth as female cats were especially drawn to him when his fur was wet

The old ones are the best....

The minister's cat was called Gielgud. He was supposed to be called Feelgood after the minister's favourite band, but the minister was a lousy ventriloquist.

The minister's cat was called Heath because he used to keep the books for the minister.

The minister's cat was called Ian because the minister's favourite LOTR character was Gandalf.

The minister's cat was called Jeremy after the 'iron' grip he had with his claws.

The minister's cat was called Keaton because he had bat-like ears

The minister's cat was called Lawrence after Mr Olivier who was the minister's favourite actor - sorry, couldn't think of anything witty!

The minister's cat was called Michael because he liked to sit in the sun by the Red grave in the churchyard.

The minster's cat was called Nicholas and slept in a cage.

The minister's cat was called Orson becauses he was well behaved.

The Minister's cat was called Peter, because the Minister was fonda of him than any other cat he had ever had.

The minister's cat was called Quentin because Crisps were the minister's favourite snack.

The minister's cat was called Roger because he always wanted moore.

PS - I really did have a cat called Roger!

The Minister's cat was called Stan and he liked to climb laurel trees.

The minister's cat was called Tamblyn because the fur on his west side was russet coloured

The minister's cat was called Ustinov because he used to knock a tin of cat food off the work top when he wanted his supper.

The Minister's cat was called Yul because he was a sphinx

The Minister's cat was called Zimbalist because he liked to play the zymbals. (Efram Zimablist jnr was the only Z I could think of!)

Perhaps I'm being pedantic, but haven't we left some out ?!! Ahem, V, W and X ?

The minister's cat was called Vin as he always stunk of diesel.

I didn't notice

The Minister's cat was called Warren and he was very fond of oates for breakfast.