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The minister's cat was called Xhilda, after Mr Lapardhaja, the minister's favourite Albanian actor....!!!!

Who???


Ok, actresses now!

The Minister's cat was called Ava as she liked to spend time in the garden

The ministers cat was called Barbara because the minister lived in Windsor.

The Minister's cat was called Clara and wore a very pretty bow.

The minister's cat was called Demi because she was from the same litter as Roger.

The Minister's cat was called Elsa because the minister flew a Lanchester Bomber in the War

The minister's cat was called Faye because she would have been Dunaway with as a kitten if the minister hadn't offered her a home.

The minister's solitary cat was called Greta because she wanted to be alone.

The minister's cat was called Helen because she would sit for hours looking at her reflection in the Mirren.

The minister's cat was called Ingrid after the minister's favourite food at McDonalds.

Good job she wasn't our cat - she'd be called Ingrid McFlurry

The Minister's cat was called Judy and wore a garland.

The minister's cat was called Keira as she was out every single night.

The Minister's cat was called Lana and would never keep going in one direction.

The minister's cat was called Marilyn because she was a bit of a ### symbol. PS THought they might do that...

The minister's cat was called Nanette because she made him feel a new man - and also because he liked to sing "No, No, Nanette" when the cat misbehaved!

The Minister's cat was called Olivia because I'm afraid she was a bit of a Hussey.

The minister's cat was called Pamela to remind the minister of his favourite TV programme, Baywatch.

The Minister's cat was called Queenie because she was very regal.

(I've been wracking my brains trying to remember whose nick-name this was. Finally got there this morning with the help of Amazon and imdb - it's Merle Oberon )

The minister's cat was called Reese because she was legally blonde.

The ministers' cat was called Susan because the minister had moved from Windsor to Hampshire!

The Minister's cat was called Theda, as the Minister spent a lot of time in the Tavern propping up the bara.

The minister's cat was called Thora because she always Hird him calling her in for supper.

Snap (well, sort of)

The minister's cat was called Uma because the minister was ther man she lived with.

The minister's cat was called Violet because Ena Sharples had always reminded the minister of his grandmother.

The Minister's cat was called Winona and dreamed of being a bare-back ryder.

The minister's cat was called Xenia after Fraulein Seeberg, the minister's favourite German actress...

The Minister's cat was called Yvonne, because the minister was a huge fan of Yvonne Elliman after seeing Jesus Christ Superstar one Easter.

The minister's cat was called Zoe because when the minister complained that she hadn't eaten her food, the housekeeper said "d'ya wanna make 'er"


How about Inventions next ???

The minister's cat was called Aspirin because stroking her always made the minister feel better.

The Minister's cat was called Biro because he....oh cripes, my brain's not functioning properly this morning

The minister's cat was called Copier as he was a bit of a copy cat.

The mimster's cat was called Dynamite because he exploded into the room.

The Minister called his cat Earplugs because he would yell that whenever his cat began to yowl.

The Minister's cat was called Flea Powder because he was good friends with Fido at the Tavern.

The Minister's all-knowing cat was called Google.

The minister's cat was called Hoover because she filled a vacuum in the minister's life... aw bless!

The minister's cat was called Instant because he was a lovely coffee colour.

The Minister's cat was called Jiffy because she was well-padded and was a little bag-gage

The minister's cat was called Kleenex because she liked playing with an unravelled toilet roll

The minister's cat was called Lego because he had a habit of digging his claws into the minister's thigh.

The minister's cat was called Morse because she and the minister had a special secret code between them

The Minister's cat was called Nylon because she was always making ladders in the minister's wife's tights.

The Minister's cat was called Omo because she liked having a bath.

The minister's cat was called Petri because the minister was a bit of a dish!

The Minister's cat was called Quorn, because he was the only vegetarian cat in town.

The Minister called his cat Rolex after he found it rolling around on his collection of "interesting" magazines.

The minister's cat was called Sellotape because he was always getting into sticky situations...

The minister's cat was called Telly because the minister had to watch him all the time.

The minister's moody cat was called Umbrella because some days she was up and other days she was down

The Minister's cat was called Vick because he liked having his chest rubbed.