The Minister's cat went to Vienna to waltz

The minister's cat went to Waikiki to do some *hoola dancing.

(*? )

the ministers cat went to Xanadu to meet Kubla Kahn, and Olivia Newton John who was roller skating

The minister's cat went to York to meet #### Turpin.


#### - Good grief! Perhaps I should have said male organ...

You can't say "####"...not in this game!!

The ministers cat went to Zanzibar to see where Freddie Mercury was born.

The minister's cat went to Zanzibar as it was partial to spices.

OK whats next?

The minister's cat went ape###### as it had nowhere else to go!

O dear. It's happened again...
ape, then the four letter word that starts with sh and ends with it.

The ministers cat went ballistic because the mouse got away.

You can't say "######"...not in this game!!

the minister's cat was Catatonic

The minister's cat was diabloically frustrated. He couldn't think of a suitable adjective beginning with D so so started into adverbs.

The ministers cat was easy-going

The Minister's cat was furry, fat, frantic and frustrated.

the minister's cat was going gangly at the groin

The minister's cat was, however, horrifically horrified at this hopeless dilemma.

The Minister's cat was inconsolable, insulted, irate and insane

The minister's cat was both jubilant and jealous.

The minister's cat was a korat.

The minister's cat looked leering and lecherous.

mischevious minister's moggy made mouses mad

The minister's cat noshed on nectarines, nori and new potatoes

The ministers cat overdosed on organic oranges and oregano.

The minister's cat pawed a pretty parrot and pounced

The minister's cat was quietly quoffing qat.

The minister's cat ran rapidly round the ruin.

The ministers cat sat silently, savouring seeing Suki (the Sultry Siamese)...

The minister's cat told tall tales and took temazapan

The mninisters cat sat Under Uncles Umbrella and played the Ukelele

The Minister's cat verified the vermin then vandalised with a vengence

The minister's cat wondered whether he would have a wabbit from the woods for supper. (He had developed a lisp... )

The ministers cat went for an X-ray which found he had swallowed a xylaphone

The minister's cat yelped and yowled on his yellow yacht.

The minister's cat ate zinnias and was very poorly

The poor thing has never had a name.....

Toms first....

The Minister's Cat is called Archibald

The Minister's cat is called Bernard. (He used to work in the civil service...)

THe Minister's cat was called, imaginatively enough, Cat.

THe Minister's cat was called Dickon because he was from Yorkshire

The Minister's cat was (appropriately) called Elijah and perhaps he had a number of biblical bothers?

The minister's cat was called Felix (sorry - lack of inspiration tonight!)

The minister's cat was called Garfield.

The minister's cat was called Ella May

Or Hella May?
The minister's cat was called Ignatius

The minister's cat was called Joseph - he has a technicoloured coat!

Clever, Looney!

The ministers cat was called Kaiser...because he was an Emperor among cats!!!

The minister's cat was called Horatio; he was the one who had to listen to the 'Alas poor Yorick' soliloquy and was heavily heart-sick.

The Minister's Cat was called Lilac, because that's what colour s/he was...

~Wobby~

The Minister's cat was called Mimosa because that what she smelt of

The minister's cat was called Nigel, because that was a silly name for a cat.

The minister's cat was called Merlin because he had lots of magic spells up his sleeve.

(Remember that it goes in alphabetical order, Dulciana! )

The Minister's Cat was called Oreos, because that was what s/he ate for breakfast...

~Wobby~

The Minister's cat was called Paul ... ...

until she had the kittens