The minister's cat was called Orac because he was mad on Blakes 7's computer.

The Minister's devious cat was called Palpatine.

The Minister's cat was called Quatermass because the Minister was too shy to call him Bernard.

The minister's cat was called Ray because he had an unusual body temperature of Fahrenheit 451.

The minister's cat was called Skywalker because he like to climb into very tall trees.

The minister's cat was called Triffid because he only had three legs


(aw, sad )

The Minister's rather glamorous cat was called Uhura.

The minister's cat was called Vader because his fur was very darth.

The Minister's cat was called Wookie, because the Minister missed the C for Chewbacca

The minister's cat was called Xena because she was a warrior princess against the mice.

The minister's cat was callled Zarabeth after the minister's favourite Star Trek episode where Spock actually fell in love. Aaah - well, he was half human...


And now - how about famous film directors - male or female - ?? Any other suggestions more than welcome if anyone has a fab idea for one!

Can't we have something easy? Famous horses perhaps? I don't know many film directors.

Famous horses are easier than film directors?!?

O yes! Look, I'll prove it!

The Minister's cat was called Arkle because he could run so fast.

The Minister's cat was called Bucephalus because he was the Rev. Alexander and was a great man.

See? Easy!

I could have done B, no idea about C though

*goes off to consult wikipedia*

Ratty in mean mood!

The Minister's cat was called Churchtown Boy because he almost beat Red Rum once.

I can't believe that no one has added a D cat so I shall:

The Minister's cat was calld Dobbin because it was a good solid workhorse of a moggy.

... scuse me... not that I want to be pedantic or anything but...


The minister's cat was called Y because no-one knew why he had disappeared into virtual space




The minister's cat was called Earth Summit because he liked standing on top of molehills

The minister's cat was called Foinavon - not many cats have a fence named after them!

The Minister's cat was called Gallileo and he would not let him go.

The Minister's cat was called Hercules because he was always stepping on his toes.

The Minister's cat was called Incitatus and regularly advised the minister on parish matters

The ministers cat was called Jilly Why...because the minister wondered why on earth he bothered...

The Minister's cat was called Kelpie because it loved water.

The minister's cat was called Lord Lyon because he was such a fast runner.

The minister's cat was called Motivator because he exercised to music every morning

The ministers cat was called 9 lives because...."MEOWWWW,OWW,OWW"

The minister's cat was called Omaha because the minister's father won a big bet on this Triple Crown winner from 1935.... yes, yes, got it from Google...

The Minister's cat was called Pie because of his velvet coat.

The Minister's cat was called Quinn after his favourite young racehorse.

The minister's cat was called Red Rum after the minister's favourite tipple.

The minister's cat was called Shergar because he worried that it might get catnapped.

The Minister's tiny cat was called Thumbelina. (The world record holder as the smallest horse.)

The minister's cat was called Unicorn as the minister was given to flights of fancy.

Minister Roland's trusty cat was called Veillantif (Also Vegliantin, Vegliantino or Brigliadoro - thanks Wiki )

The Minister's loner of a ranging cat was called White Feller.

The Minister's cat was called X because he was a man of little imagination.


His next cat was called Yarraman....



And his last cat was called Zarathustra because he went to Japan in 1964.

I don't think that was a good idea. Someone else can choose the next one.

Yes, please -let's have an easier one this time...

The poor cat's been forgotten.

What should we do as the next theme?

Ok, here's one - gotta keep the old cat going. The subject is - bridges.

The minister's cat was called Avonmouth because the minister caught him chewing on his wife's lipsticks.

The minister's cat was called Brooklyn because if it's good enough for David Beckham...

The Minister's cat was called Clifton because it likes suspending itself from the curtains.

The Minister's cat was called Clifton because he liked trying to suspend himself from places (and it's suprising he hasn't used his nine lives )

The minister's cat was called Donnington to remind the minister of a lovely holiday he spent on the Thames.

The ministers cat was called Queen Elizabeth because she was so regal looking.

The Minister's cat was called Frank, because he was!

The minister's cat was called Golden Gate because when she lay against the gate in the sun her fur made the gate seem made of gold.

The Minister's tall cat was called High-Level.

The minister's cat was called Ironbridge (wasn't that easy!) because he came from Telford

The minister's cat was called Jubilee because she was a present to the minister on his 50th anniversary in the parish