The minister's cat was called Knightsbridge because he lived in London

The minister's cat was called London Bridge because he was always falling down.

The minister's cat was called Malin Bridge because he caught a tram in Sheffield

The Minister's clever cat was called Newton Cap.

(Yes it is a bridge )

The Minister's cat was called Oxbridge because she was very clever (but didn't know much about bridges).

The ministers cat was called Pontoon because she could float on water.

The Minister's cat was a quiet cat! OK, so that's not a bridge; I thought that it was time for the cat to have some more names. that's all.

The Minister's other cat was called Q Street, and that really is the name of a bridge.

The Minister's cat was called Rialto because he was Italian, from Venice.

The Minister's cat was called Severn because he was the last of a large litter.

The Ministers cat was called Trent because he liked to chase the cricket balls.

The Minister's cat was called U-shaped! Sorry, but I don't know any bridges starting with U and nor did Google.

The Ministers cat was called Vauxhall because the minister drove an old Viva.

The Minister's cat was called Westminster because the Minister had delusions of grandeur.

Why is it that whenever I look at this thread it's an impossible letter?! Do let's think of an easier topic than Bridges for the next one.

Ok, let's cheat a little, Berk.
The Minister's cat was called X after the bridge on a map that was in code.

The next bridge on the map was marked Y so the second cat was named after that and the last one was called Z after the final bridge on the map, which turned out to be upside down and of little use anyway.

There!


How about toys next? That should be easy.


The Minister's cat was called Atari because it liked to plug its tail into the television set.

The Minister's cat was called Barbie because it liked the colour pink.

The Minister's cat was called Cabbage Patch because that was where it liked to hang out.

Cabbage patch... a toy?

Yes..these hideous looking things..


The ministers cat was called Dinky because he was a small cat.

Cabbage Patch Dolls are rather revolting creatures that would have terrified me as a kid.

Your turn!


No replies for ages and then two come along at once!

Oops!

The Minister's cat was called Engine because of its loud purr.

The minister's cat was called Fuzzy Felt because.....that was his name...

The Minister's cat was called Golly because that had been his reaction when he saw the scrawny, mucky thing as a kitten.

The minister's cat was called Halo because he was always using the minister's X -BOX - (and he was a very well behaved cat...)

The Minister's cat was called Injun because he was red.

OK, so who had a Lone Ranger costume as a kid?

The ministers cat was called Jack because he slept in a box.

I had an Andy Pandy costume.. I was only 33 at the time!

When I was 33 I had a polar bear suit. I used to wear it out on the bike at night and it kept me warm!

The Minister's cat was called keleidoscope because its eyes kept changing.

I can picture you now....

The ministers cat was called Looby Loo because she was a floppy cat.

The Minister's cat was called Meccano because he was a bit of a nut and bolted a lot.

The ministers cat was called Noddy because he had big ears...

The Minister's cat was called Old Bear because he looked like one. Simples!

The Minister's cat was called Paddington because he was marmalade-coloured.

The minister's cat was called Quatro because he was four times as big as a Lego brick (apparently, )

The Minister's bad-tempered cat was called Rag Doll.

The Minister's cat was called Stickle-bricks because he had spines all over him.

The Minister's cat was called Train Set because the Minister pretended that he had bought him for his son.

The minister's cat was called Uno because he was one of a kind.

(Or is that cheating because it's really a game?)

This has to be my worst name ever but here it is anyway.

The Minister's cat was called Voice Recordable Doll because it was always repeating things.

The Minister's cat was called Waterbomb (does that count??) because he was very fat and transparent.

The ministers cat was called xylophone because it was. Please spare me
Its hard to come to a conclusion as to why any cat would be called xylophone let alone the ministers cat.
Sorry but my imagination needs expanding.
I'll leave now

The minister's cat was called Yo-yo after the minister's favourite violinist.

The Minister's cat was called Zeotrope because it liked playing in a giant plastic ball.


Ok Mites, what next?

Have we done nursery rhyme characters yet?

The minister's cat was called Arabella after Arabella Miller who had a woolly caterpillar.

The Minister's cat was called Baby Bunting because its father had been a great mouser.

The minister's cat was called Chick, Chick, Chicken because he got into a flap.

The minister's cat was called Ding Dong Bell because he once jumped on to a bell rope - he has never done it again!

The Minister's cat was called either Elizabeth, Elspeth, Betsy, or Bess depending on how well she was behaving.

The minister's medical cat was called Foster, because he was from Gloucester

The Minister's cat was called Georgy Porgy because it liked pudding and pie!


And a toffee to the person who can add something other than Humpty Dumpty next!