The Minister's cat was called Vanhoe because the letter I on his typewriter jammed as he was filling in its pedigree registration papers.

The minister's cat was called War and Peace because the minister's sermons were just as long as the book.

The Minister's cat was called X-Men because the Minister thought he was a Marvel.

(I thought I posted this one about an hour ago - it's probably sitting there in the 'What's made you happy today?' thread or something embarassing )

The Minister's cat was called You Only Live Twice because he had already used up 7 of his nine lives.

The Minister's cat was called Zorro because it always left its mark.

Right, Mites, what next?

How about roast dinners? I'm sure we can't have had that already - some of the letters might need a bit of imagination though!

The Minister's cheeky cat was called Apple Sauce because he also had a sweet tooth.

That's different, Flossie.

The Minister's cat was called Beef because it had rather piled on the pounds.

Good one Flossie!:)

The minister's cat was called Beef because the minister was a distant relation to Sir Loin..( )

DTP Ratty!

The minister's cat was called Cabbage because he smelled odd.

the Minister's cat was called Damson Crumble because of the way that it clawed away at the tree in the garden

The minister's cat was called Eggplant because the minister couldn't spell Awbajean.

The Minister's beef-loving mustard coloured cat was called French.

The Minister's cat was called Garnish, because the Minister like to add a finishing touch to his sermons.

The minister's cat was called Horseradish to go with the beef.

The Minister's cat, who regularly overindulged at every Sunday roast, was called Indigestion.

Well done CM!



The Minister's cat was called Jelly because it got attacks of the wobbles in the mint bed.

The Minister's cat was called Kale because his tail was curly.

Well done - I was stuck on that!

The Minister's cat was called Lamb because his best friend was a lion.

TRhe minister's cat was called Mint because she was saucy.

The minister's crazy cat was called Nut Loaf.

The minister's cat was called Onion because his claws brought tears to the minister's eyes.

The Minister's sharp cat was called Parsnip.

The Minister's cat was called Quail because he was tiny (...can you eat roast Quail?!?)

I think so, though there's not much to it!

The Minister's cat was called Roastie after the Minister's favourite cooked potato.

The Minister's cat was called Sprout because he was very bitter.

The Minister's cat was called Trimmings because he had regular haircuts.

The Minister's cat was called Uergh, because he always ate too much at Sunday Lunch...

Anyone got a better one for Q? Mine's rubbish!

How about this Chev?

The minister's cat was called Quorn because he liked to pretend things were meat.

V:

The minister's cat was called Venison because he was a little bit too fond of living in the lap of luxury.

The minister's cat was called Wishbone because the minister fed her that part of the chicken for a treat.

The Minister's greedy cat was called Xtra Helping.

The Minister's cat was called Yummy, because roast dinner was the Minister's favourite

The minister's cat was called Zuchini after the (American) minister's favourite roasted veg.

(sorry if my spellings out there - I've never tried to write courgettes in american before )

what's next?

It's zucchini but that doesn't really matter... I bet hardly any Americans can spell courgette

Er, another topic... I don't know! Still on food, have we had fruits yet? Or ice-cream flavours?

Not sure, I haven't been a member long enough to know.

I think ice-cream sounds like a good one, but I don't know if it's been done before or not

It will do! If we have done it before then it was too long ago to recall or not very memorable!

The Minister's nutty cat was called Almond.

The Minister's cat was called Bananas because it was EDIT: thought that was better, why did I come up with Butterscotch first?! Illogical!

The Minster's cat was called Cookies because he was cream.

The Minister's cat was called Dulce de Leche, because he was a posh, caramel-coloured cat

The Minister's cat was called Elderflower because the Minister had owned him longer than his garden.

The Minister's cat was called Fudge because the Minister always tried very hard not to swear.

The Minister's ginger tom was called ...............wait for it.................Ginger!

The minister's cat was called Hazelnut because his head was light brown.

The ministers cat was called I.Scream as Scream was the minister's surname.

The Minister's cat was called Toffee after the colour of his coat.

Um what happened to J-S?

The minister's cat was called Jamacian after the rum ice-cream the minister liked.

Ahhhh!!! Sorry!!!!!! I read the one before as an S by mistake!!!! Sorryyyyyy!!!!!!
I must be going crazy due to lack of sleep!!

Don't worry, it was an easy mistake to make.

What about K? I did J, so it's someone else's turn.

The minister's cat was called Kiwi to remind the minister of a happy holiday in New Zealand.

The Minister's cat was called Lemon, because she always stole the Minister's drizzle cake!

The Minister's three kittens were called Mint, Choc and Chip.