Then her name was changed to Queenie!

The minister's cat's name was then changed to Ritardano/a because he/she felt things slowing down a little as he/she approached middle age.

(Sorry about previous misdemeanor - don't know how that happened!)

The Minister's cat was called Solomon because he got very wise in his old age

The minister's cat was called Thomas, because he began to doubt himself.

The Minister's cat changed his name to Ursula when he became sure about herself

The minister's cat changed ITS name to Wingdings, as it was becoming totally confused about its gender and identity!

The ministers cat changed again to Victor as he was still very confused.

The Minister's cat changed its name to Victor/Victoria because it had seen a film of that name


*Ooops, great minds think alike!*




The Minister's cat could only think of a boy's name beginning with X so HE changed HIS name to Xavier

Oops. Gimme a minute. I forgot my alphabet again!

(That has just made me laugh out loud)



Edit: You changed your post!!! Now it looks as if you forgetting your alphabet was what made me laugh!!!

And so did you!!!
I was right that W was next. Ok. His name's Willy!
Repost.
He needed clarification on his orientation!

The Minister's cat was called Yorick after he went to vet's to have part of his anatomy cut off

The minister's cat was called Zebedee as he was now only able to hop around on a spring, what with being missing all of his anatomy apart from his head...

(Hope you're not all too young for the Magic Roundabout... I'm sad - I actually laughed at that one myself...)

Time to start with girls names....



The Minister's cat was called Abbey because that was where she lived

The Minister's cat was called Belinda because she wanted to be further down the alphabet.

The Minister's cat was called Colin because he liked wearing a collar.

Car Expert

The Minister's cat was called Carol because she was born on Christmas Eve

The minister's cat was called Dolly Bird because she kept dressing up

The Minister's cat was called Edwina because she liked eating curry






(Edwina Curry was a cabinet minister aeons ago in case anybody under the age of xx is reading this )

The Minister's cat was called Fatima because she was a belly dancer.

The minister's was called Gracie because she was always pouncing in the fields





(you need to be even older for that one)

The ministers cat was called Happyfacemoonlight ..... cos the minister is an ex hippy

The Minister's cat was called India because she was given to him by a very well connected family

The minister's cat was called Joanna because she was obsessed with the Pianoforte.

The minister's cat was called Kitchener because she was always fighting

The ministers cat was called Lydia because she was an old cat.

The minister's cat was called Melody because she was a melodic cat.

The ministers cat was called Nancy because she had a boyfriend called Oliver.

The Minister's cat was called Octavia because she could count to eight.

The ministers cat was called Petula because she was always going down town!

**You have to be old to know that one too!**

(Petula Clark - my dad's favourite singer!)

The minster's cat was called Queenie because I can't think of anything else starting with Q!

The minister's cat was called Rollover because she didn't win the lottery

The minister's cat was called Sushi because she was exotic and loved fish

The minister's cat was called Tatiana because she had a lovely bottom

The ministers cat was called Ursula because...well...that's her name innit?

The minister's cat was called Valkerie because she like to ride in chairplanes

The minister's cat was called Willemina (sp? ) because her father was called William and he was a bit of an egoist. (Or is it egotist? )

The minister's cat was called Xanthe as she had a beautiful golden coat

The Minister's cat was called Yeovil because that's where she came from

The minister's cat was called Zanzibar because her mother liked black coffee

The ministers cat was called Zsa Zsa because she had a boyfriend called Hector.

**you have to be old....**

Ok...lets go gathering nuts!!!!

The ministers cat looked like an acorn.

Can we have fruit and nuts????


The minister's cat looked like a banana because she had an arched back

The minster's cat was called chestnut because she was fond of telling bad jokes

Wouldn't that make her a "he" then???


The minister's cat was called Damson because he was a purpley-red colour

The Minister's cat was called Elderflower because she made cordial







(if you ever get a chance to try the elderflower cordial made in Kidlington - I can really recommend it)

The minister's cat was called Fig as he needed a daily dose to keep him 'regular'

The minister's cat was called Grub as he was always digging for potatoes

The minister's cat was called Hector because he lived in a House.

(Showing my age.... )

NUTS!!!!!!!! The category is NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And Fruit)

OOPS!!! The minister's cat was called Hazel because he lived in a hazlenut grove.