The minister's cat was called Jamaica because she went of her own accord.

ho ho ho Petrat - one for the panto?

The minister's cat was called Kitchener because he was always pointing his paw at people

The ministers cat was called Knightsbridge because she was fratefully, fratefully porsh!

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The ministers cat was called London cos it's the capitol of England innit?

The minister's cat was called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch because it liked long words and it spat alot.

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**Sits in the corner crying and rocking.....**

laughed at that one Petrat

waiting for you daisy chain

The minister's cat was called Middlesex because it had been neutered at an early age.

**That'll make a change!!!!!** Thank you x

The ministers cat was called Merseyside because she was a big Beatles fan.


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**Puts loaded gun to temple**

You can have N Daisy.

Ta everso!

The ministers cat was called Norwich because she enjoyed the quiz of the week!

**You have to be old like Petra to know that one!!! **

The minister's cat was called Othello because she was very jealous

oh dear - wrong theme!
the minister's cat was called Oldham because she wasn'tyoung any more

The ministers cat was called Pratts Bottom because she was a pr*t with a big bottom

The minister's cat was called Poole. This needs no further explanation.

The minister's cat was called Quad because she didn't have big biceps

The minister's cat was called Redcar because he had a green car but was colour blind.

The minister's cat was called Swansea because he was always swanning off to see his ladyfriend

The minister's cat was called Twickenham because he was all brawn and no brains.

The minister's cat was called Upton on Severn because he was always flooding the kitchen

The minister's cat was called Vowchurch because it had been married three times.

The minister's cat was called Walsingham because he was getting too old for the Foxtrot.


(You getting addicted too, Petra? )

The Minister's cat was called aXminster, because he was always in trouble and being carpeted.

The minister's cat was called Zanzibar because he/she had never been abroad and couldn't decide which ### to be.

obviously that word can't be used even in this fashion!! rember to use gender, Hazel




remedies?




The minister's cat was called Aloe Vera because she was very gentle

Why was 'Y' missed out ? It was also missed out in the last game, someone doesnt know the alphabet.

Have we had flowers ??

If so we could have it again

The Minister's cat was called Arum Lily because she was rather wild.

I missed out the Y both times - I can only blame the housewrok addling my brains



didn't like remedies then?

I'll put one of each until we decide!!

The ministers cat was called Bluebell, because she was always in the woods!

The ministers cat was called Bella Donna because she was deadly

Oops I missed Hazels suggestion of Remedies ! Probably upset cos she missed out letter Y twice, which she now admits.
Sorry Hazel . Peace ?

So lets continue with two at once (flowers and remedies)

The Ministers cat was called Cineraria 'cos she was puffed up.
The Ministers cat was called Castor Oil because she was always constipated.

The ministers cat was called Daffodil because she was born in the spring.

The ministers cat was called Dill because she had a flatulence problem...

The minister's cat was called eggplant as she liked a little yoke from time to time.

The minister's other cat was called echinacea as she was always sniffing.

(Jeez Petrat they get worse!)

The Ministers cat was called ...was called..........was called............was called .........Ah Forget me not because she had a mind like a sieve
The Ministers cat was called fluoride because she had bad teeth

The minister's cat was called Grape Hyacinth because since eating a whole bunch he grew. (Higher sinth yetherday!)

The minister's second cat was called Gripe Water because he had cause to ring the Water Board with a complaint.

You've found your vocation petrat!

The minister's cat was called Holly because she was very prickly!


The minister's cat was called (witch) Hazel because of her soothing nature (or I could use the latin name Hamamelis....)

The minister's cat was called Iris because she could see in the dark.
The minister's other cat was called Iodine because she was not very reactive.

The minister's cat was called Jasmine: both a flower and a herbal remedy!


~Wobby~

The minister's cat was called Krysanthemum because she couldn't spell...

You forgot the remedy so I will add:

The minister's cat was called Kaolin because she was set in her ways.

The minister's cat was called 'Large Self-Heal' (otherwise known as Prunella grandiflora) because her owner happened to have a gardening book handy to the computer.

The minister's cat was called Marigold because she always wore gloves when she liked her plate clean.

The minister's second cat was called Morphine and she had an addictive personality.

The mimister's cat was called nasturtium because she liked climbing all over fences.

The minister's cat was called Orchid as she was a delicate little thing.

His second cat was called Opium as it spent a lot of time in its den.

The Ministers cat was called primrose because she had a sunny personality

She was called Paracetamol because she was always a pain !

The minister's cat was called Quince as it was a fruity sort of a fellow.

The minister's other cat was called Quinine as she was very bitter about life.

The minister's cat was called Red-barked Dogwwod, because she was very appealing to her canine friends.

The minister's other cat, *fortunately, was called Resurrection Plant (Selaginella lepidophylla) in case Red-barked Dogwood got herself into too much trouble!


(*Am I mixing up my threads? )

The minister's cat called Rose was renamed Roger because she had had the operation.

The minister's other cat was called Rennie because she was very gutsy.

TY for putting in remedies - I had a great kayaking weekend

The Ministers cat was called Sunflower because she beamed with happiness

She was also called Senokot because she couldnt go

The minister's cat was called Tulip because of her rather prominent mouth.

His second cat was called Terramycin because it liked to terrorize mice in the garden.

The ministers cat was called Wallflower becaus she drove you up the wall.

She was called Warfarin because she fought with everyone

A flippin' funny alphabet you know Fsharp! What happened to U and V?

The mimister's cat had been an ultra violet as she liked to sunbathe. Will that do?

Now who can come up with an x?

I couldn't but my friend Google said that the minister's cat was called Xanthorrhoea quadrangulata because it likes eating grass, so there!

His second cat was called X-lax because it used to be lazy but isn't now.