The minister's cat was called Zinnia because the housekeeper complained about her getting into the pantry "she's always in 'ere"

The minister's other cat has died from over medication

That's very funny. What shall we do next?

What shall we do next???

Singers?


The minister's cat was called AbbA because nobody could tell her front end from her back end



Edit: ooops crosspost Petrat, is singers OK everyone?

Yes, singers is good.

The minister's cat was called Cecilia Bartoli because she liked pasta.

That was rather uninspired.

The minister's black cat was called Cilla.

The minister's cat was called David Essex because that gets rid of E as well as D.

The minister's cat was called Freddie Garrity because it was a bit to a dreamer. (That's F and G sorted.)

The minister's cat was called Hulio Iglesias because it wasn't learning Spanish.

The minsister's cat was called Jonny Kash because he'd been taught to spell phonetically.

(Petrat's on a roll..... )

The ministers cat was called Leopold Mozart because he liked to play with toys

The minister's cat was called Newton Olivia because she was a bit backwards in coming forwards

and now I think we might have a problem....
Where's Petrat?

The minister's cat was called Pink Quatro because she was having an identity crisis

The minister's cat was call Rod Stewart because maggiemay thought he was a s3xy cat

The ministers cat was called Tracey Ullman because she was a one hit wonder.

The minister's cat was called Vaughan Williams because it was a vagabond. (Couldn't think of a singer!)

The ministers cat was an opera diva called Xenia Youseman-Zanetti


What's next??

Food & Drink???



The minister's cat was called Alaska because she liked baking herself in the sun

The minister's cat was called Butter because he liked to head-butt visitors.

The minister's cat was called Charlotte because she was the apple of the minister's eye

The Minister's cat was called Dodger, as he was rather partial to dipping his paws in jam jars!

~Wobby~

The Minister's cat was Edam because he was cheesed off

The minister's cat was called Fudge because he never answered a question directly

The ministers cat was called Gooseberry because she was always tagging along

The minister's cat was called Haggis because she really had guts.

The ministers cat was called ice cream because she was a cool cat

The minister's cat was called Jelly being of a rather timid disposition.

The ministers cat was called Kellogg because she was a bit flakey..

The minister's cat was called Loaf because she was always hanging around

The ministers cat was called Marmite because she wasn't very nice, but had a twin called Marmalade who was lovely!!!

The minister's crazy cat was called Nuts

The ministers cat was called Olive because she was black

The minster's cat was called Parsnip because his dad aways carried a flask

The Minister's cat was called Quince, as she was the cat from 'The Owl and the Pussycat'.

~Wobby~

The ministers cat was called Ryvita because she was crackers...

The minister’s cat was called Smartie as she was a little sweetie.

The Minister's cat was called Tango, as she was a somewhat fizzy dancer.

~Wobby~

The minister's cat was called Ugli Fruit because he had a gooseberry-sized boil on his head

The minister's cat was called Victory V as she was always making rude signs at the other cats in the area.

The minister's cat was called weetabix because she liked to visit the litter tray regularly.

The Minister's cat was called Yoghurt, because he was a yoghurt-y colour!

~Wobby~

The Minister's cat was called Zabaglione and would only answer Italian.


How about national stereotypes next?

An interesting idea but it might cause offence. How about Operas instead?

For example;

The minister's cat took the leading role in Acis and Galatea because it had a seat of soft delight.

The ministers cat was a Barber (of Seville) and he was always getting into some close shaves

The minister's cat was called Carmen because she liked to hang around the lads at the local garage.

The ministers cat was called Don Giovanni because he was a bit of a ladies man

The minister's cat called Engish wasn't english so he couldn't star in
The English Cat

The minister's cat was called Figaro because he wanted to get married.

The minister's cat was called Gloriana because it enjoyed performing courtly dances.

The minister's cat was called Hamlet because he enjoyed smoking cigars