The ministers cat was called Juliet because she liked to sit on the balcony.

The minister’s cat was called King Lear because he was the champion leerer on his patch.

The minister's cat was called Macbeth because he lived in Scotland.

(That was a bit pathetic, really. Will try harder next time.)

The minister's cat was called Nurse because he curled up on ill people's laps and made them feel better.

The Minister's Cat was called Othello because he was a lucky black cat.

The minister's cat was called Paris because it liked getting plastered.

The minister's cat was called Quince because his favourite lesson was woodwork

The minister's cat was called Romeo because he loved the star cross mark on his head.

The ministers cat was called Shakespeare because he created all the other cats.

The minister's cat was called Tybalt because he was the 'prince of cats'

The minister's cat was called Ulysses because not only was he a prince of cats, but he was a Greek prince of cats.

The minister's cat was called Valentine and his friend was called Viola because they loved Christmastime

The minister's cat was called Womeo by his beloved Juliet, who kept appearing on next door's balcony, and who was too young to say her r's properly.

That's weally gweat D!!!!

The ministers cat was called Yorik, and alas the gardeners knew him well..

**Can't think of an X...sorry...**

The minister's cat was called Xylophone because that's what he used for sound effects for the Shakespeare festival he put on.

The minister's cat was called Young Cato because he was a kitten. Bet you were all expecting Yorick!

We've had poor Yorick!!!!

The ministers cat was called Zebedee because it was time for bed!!!

How come we have had Yorick and I can see the quote but not the original? The rat is puzzled.

What shall we do next? Have we had artists yet?

Ah yes. Found it.

I don't think we have...you can start Ratty!

The minister's cat was called Annigoni because he had a way of painting queen cats.

The ministers cat was called Botticelli because he had a thing going on for Venus...

The minister's cat was called Constable because he felt his area needed some community policing.

The minister's cat was called Da Vinci because he was a genius of a cat. Sorry that was a bit lame.

The Minister's cat was called Escher as he kept metamorphosing into fish

The minister's cat was called Lucian Freud because it always tried to do what it could not.

The Minister's cat was called GILBERT because he had a brother called GEORGE

The minister's cat was called Holbein because he envied Henry VIII.

The Minister's Cat was called Ingres because he was mad about painting portraits.

(J is difficult - sob)

The ministers cat was called Klimt, because he was a grrrrrreat kisser!!!

The minister's cat was called Lowry because he liked to hang around factories.

The minister's cat was called Monet, because he did impressions.

The minster's cat was called Nash because he gnashed his teeth when he thought about war.

Here's one for J ...!

The Minister's cat was called (Augustus) John and was 'Slade' at the art school.

and to continue...

The Minister's Cat was called Oudry (Jean Baptiste) as he liked to paint still lifes of dead creatures! Aargh....gruesome.

The minister's cat was called Picasso because he was a very unconventional sort of feline.

The minister's cat was called Quercitron as it loved yellow pigment and because the minister could not think of a painter beginning with Q!

The minister's cat was called Rousseau, as he loved to pretend he was the tiger in the famous tropical storm.

The minister's cat was called Sisley because he was very dotty.

Brilliant!!

To continue with the T T T T

The Minister's Cat was called Tintoretto because he would have liked to try a little dyeing of his fur

The minister's cat was called Ustinov because its mother had been a painter. (Best I can think of!)

The minister's cat was called Van Gogh because it had lost an ear

The minister's cat was called Whistler because he took a lifetime to learn how.

The minister's cat was called Yeames because he couldn't remember when he last saw his father.

and X?


The minister's cat could paint but couldn't write so all his productions were X-rated

The ministers cat was called Marina Zobova because she was a puss in boots!

(Never heard of her? No..me neither! Good old Google!)


What's next??

Have we had theatres/concert halls??

The ministers cat was called Albert because he slept in the Hall

The minister's cat was called Barbican because he defended the house against mice.

The minister's cat was called Carnegie and his owner was called Andrew.

The minister's cat was called Daisy because in 10 years time DaisyChain will have a concert hall named after her







Blinkin' 'eck luvvy, can we have somthing easy next time

The minister's cat was called Esplanade because he was theatrical on the Bay.

Excercise the old grey matter, sweet!!

The ministers cat was called Folkestone Empire because he remembered the good old days of variety.