The minister's cat was called Wellington because he liked ironing.

twas only a joke on my part too

the minister's cat was called Wyndham, but i've no idea why lol

The minister's cat didn't have a name because he'd been X-communicated

The minister's cat was called Yeats because his brother, William, wanted to be a butler.

The minister's cat was called Zeus and I'm sure petrat can come up with some obscure reason why

There aren't any theatres that start with Z

Petrat says that it was because he was the supreme ruler of his gang.


Yes there are. The Zodiac in Oxford but that was in the game beofre this one. Do keep up dear!

Brand names/household goods then....

The minister's cat was called Anchor because butter wouldn't melt in her mouth

The minister's cat was called Branston because he kept getting himself in a pickle.

The minister's cat was called Bisto as he was a rather savory sort of a fellow, and he was brown and smelt nasty!

Oops! Too slow!

Sounds more like Marmite to me!

The minister's cat was called Canon because she was always cooking something up

Can i edit that and say the minister's cat was called BOVRIL because he was brown and smelt nasty

bovril starts with B, marmite doesn't

No way! Bisto is far worse!
The minister's cat was called Domestos because he was house-trained.

The minister's cat was called Dettol and refused point blank to go outside into the dirty world.

Are we all going to fall out over what to call the minister's cat



The minister's cat was called Electrolux because she could switch on the charm whenever she wanted

you can call him marmite when we get to M, but he's Bovril while we're on B.

No no! He is Bisto! Don't confuse him.

We're now on F....

The minister's cat was called Flora because she had developed a liking for running long distances.

The minister's cat was called Ginsters because she had a pasty-looking face.... awww!




Off to bed now, nite nite! x

nite nite

The minister's cat was called Heinz because he always ate baked beans (sorry that was soooo lame!!)

The minister's cat was called Ibruprofen because he called himself a professional at brewing fennel tea.

The minister's cat was called J2O because he was rather fruity.

The Minister's cat was called Kellogs because he was up early with the sunshine (But not in this part of Scotland this morning)

The minister's cat was called Lavatory Cleaner because - like my son - he didn't

The Minister's cat was called Marmite because you love him or hate him.

The minister's cat was called Nixon because she liked to watch.

The minister's cat was called Oxydol because he was very old-fashioned

The Minister's cat was called Piccalli because he was found by the statue of Eros, too drunk to speak properly.

The minister's cat was called Persil but most people called him Per'SIL



Oops, cross-post!

Very funny!

The minister's cat was called Quorn because he liked hunting!

The minister's cat was called Qualcast because he was addicted to grass.


SNAP!

The Minister's cat was called Ribena because (a) he was black) and (b) he had replaced the late cat so he was the "current" cat

I'm sorry - I'm going into a corner to hide now

The Minister's cat was called Soreen because he liked to loaf about.

The minister's cat was called Tetley because he liked to get around.

The minister's cat was called Utterly Butterly because he was a fussy pussy.

The minister's cat was called Victory V because it liked making rude signs at Lorna Linley.

The minister's cat was called Walkers because it liked to exercise.

Car Expert

The minister's grey cat was called Brand X.

The minister's cat was called Zovirax because he worked quickly and efficiently.


Now I've got to choose a category ... ummm ..... people from the Bible..? Have we done this ?


The minister's cat was called Adam as he preferred sleeping in the garden near the fig tree.

The Minister's cat was call Bethany because she built a little house from the figs that fell off the fig tree

The Minister's cat was called Cain because he was the son of Adam


(just wait till we try begats!)

The minister's cat was called David who was good at begatting and a dab hand with a catapult.

The Minister's cat was called Elijah and went to Cherith's brook where he was fed by ravens




(And yes, I am learning it in my singing lessons)

The minister's cat was called Felix because he purred happily.

I don't think I know my bible cos I can't remember a Felix



The minister's cat was called Goliath because he was tiny

Brilliant!

The Minister's cat was called Herod because he killed little boy mice!

The minister's cat was called Isiah because one of his eyes was higher than the other.

The ministers cat was called Jacob because he was always climbing ladders.

The minister's cat was called Kemuel. The minister had mis-typed Lemuel as the letters are next door on the keyboard. He liked the name so he kept it.