The minister's cat was called Jaguar, because he liked to hide in a tree and then pounce!

The Minister's cat was called Ka because that was all the Minister could af-Ford

The minister's cat was called Lambourghini because the minister won the lottery.

The minister's cat was called Mini because her favourite treat was a Cadbury's Mini Roll




(I'm having a chocolate urge )

The minister's cat was called Nissan because he liked to lie in the rising sun.

(And you've just made me get a mini-roll from the cupboard, skylark!)

The minister's cat was called Opal because she was very precious to the minister




(I haven't got any, can I have one of yours please, BerkshireMum )

The minister's cat was called Porsche because he liked to sit in the porch!

(Do have one of my mini-rolls, skylark - they're very good.)

The minister's cat was called Q because because he was part of the old boys cats Network




(Thank you, that was delicious! )

The Ministair's chat s'appell Renault parce que il est francais - naturellment!


(Apologies to those who really know French )

The minister's cat was called Scirocco because he was full of hot air.

The Minister's cat was called Toyota because be was always looking at the one in front

The minister's cat was called Utility because the minister preferred trucks to cars

The mnister's cat was called viva because her liked reading the forums!

The minister's cat was called Wolseley because he was over 100 years old

The minister's cat was called XJS because he was a sleek, sporty big cat.

The Ministers cat was called YARIS, as they couldn't think of a sensible name for him

(you're up late too, h b)

The minister's cat was called Zephyr because it suffered badly from wind.


Have we done musical instruments yet?

Don't think we have but it's been done on another game - don't see why not, however!

The minister's cat was called Altosax because he was a real cool dude.

The Minister's cat was called Banjo because of his relationship with lamp-posts

The minister's cat was called cembalo because he was the original kitten on the keys.

The minister's cat was called Doudouk, because he came from Armenia.

The minister's cat was called Eb Horn because despite his mood being a little flat most dyas he was none-the-less a very horny cat at times.

The minister's cat was called Fagott because it was his favouroite food.

The minister's cat was called Gamalan because it suited him.

The Minister's cat was called Harpsichord because he was highly strung

The minister's cat was called Indigo because he always played his Indian flute in a deep blue velvet smoking jacket.

The minister's cat was called Jewsharp because he was always caterwauling.

The minister's cat was called Kazoo because the Alakabam marching band practised in the churchyard.

The Minister's cat was called Lute because he was really cute and the Minister has been playing the HinkPink game (anyone else know it?)

The minister's cat was called Maracas because he haled from Caracas...

I don't think I can spell any more...!

The minister's cat was called Nose Flute because he made a funny humming sounds when he snored.

The Minister's cat was called Oboe because he wore no bow.

The Minister's big softie of a cat was called Piano.

The minister's cat was called Quintephone because he was a logical and mathematical cat

The minister's cat was called Piccolo because he was a tiny little thing.

P is after Q?!!

The minister's cat was called Rackett because he made one

The minister's cat was called Sax because he was vary saxy. (He came from Belfast.)

The minister's cat was called Trumpet because when he lost his head he was a rum pet!

The ministers cat was called Ukelele because he was more popular than his friend, Recorder..

The Minister's prim and proper cat was called Virginals.

The Minister's percussive cat was called Xylophone (?Spelling?)


I suggest tennis players for when we get back to A

Wot, no W?

The Minister's cat was called Whistle because he liked to blow through his two front teeth.

OOOPS

swowwy

The minister's cat was called Zither because he went hither and thither.

Tennis players, eh ? Right!

The minister's cat was called Agassi because he had a shaved head.

The Minister's cat was called Borg because he kept slamming his paw

The minister's cat was called Connors , but Jimmy to his his friends.

The minister's cat was called Davydenko because he was quite aggressive at times.

Car Expert

The minister's cat was called Evert becaus he was engaged to Connors.

I mean 'she'... it's late at night...

The Minister's Cat was called Federer because he was Swiss

The mimister's cat was called Goolagong because she was Australian.