The Minister's cat was called 'Elli -'ott - which was very reassuring to the Minister. The missing H was not a suitable destination.

The Minister's cat was called Fell because he did, often.

The Minister's cat was called Grimes because of the state of his paws

The minister's cat was called Hucknall because he was 'simply red'.

The minister's cat was called Inchpin because he couldn't pronounce his L's

The minister's cat was called Jones because he was a bit of an alien...

The Minister's cat was called King
because he knew he was

The ministers cat was called Ming because he came from that dynasty.

The ministers cat was called Locke because he was locked out between King and Ming!

The minister's cat was called Norman because Barry came to see the vicar a lot

The Minister's cat was from Wales and so was called Owens - and also was of the family with a fine Liverpool store; therefore called Owens Twice


(It is many years since I lived in Liverpool so may now be out of date!)

The minister's cat was called Pat because he bit the postman

The minister's cat was called Quinn because he was mighty.

The minister's cat was called Rumpelstiltskin because he wanted a baby

The Minister's black cat was called Smith ....

The minister's cat was called Thomas because he didn't belive he'd get fed every day.

The minister's cat was called Umbridge because he took it all the time.

The ministert's cat was called Violet, because Amy says so.

The ministers cat was called Wainwright and lived on the back of a cart.

The minister's cat was called Mr X because he was very mysterious cat

The minister's cat was called Young, because he was young at heart.

The Minister's cat was called Zero - because there was nothing to it!









How about fruit next?

I believe we've had fruit (and nuts!)

How about lakes?


The minister's cat was called Albert because he liked the African son

The minister's cat was called Buttermere because butter wouldn't melt in her mouth

The minister's cat was called Conniston because he as friends with Buttermere.

The Minister's cat was called Derwentwater because he had to pee three times












Apparently this lake was called the Der in one of the early versions of language in England - until there was a new lot of people whose word for water was Went - so when they saw a large body of water called the Der they called it Derwent
Then you can fill in what the third lot did!

The minister's cat was called Eemmeer because "hij was en nederlandse kat" and he meeow-ed in double dutch

The minister's cat was called Fewston because her "miaou" sounded more like a "phew"





(Actually Fewston is a reservoir but we're not being too pedantic, are we? )

The minister's cat was called Grasmere because he merely liked to be on grass.

The minister's cat was called Haweswater because he was always drinking out of the trough.

The Minister's Cat was called Ikimba because he came from Tanzania

The minister's cat was called Kielder Water because there was a bit of a controversy when she was born

The Minister was from Scotland so his cat was called Loch Lochy (any Gaelic speakers around to elucidate?)

The minister's cat was called Michigan as he was a great big fellow.

The Minister's cat was called Näsijärvi, because it sounded an interesting name.

~Wobby~

The Minister's dark and mysterious cat was called Ogwen.

The minister's cat ( or puss-cat) was called Peipus because he came from Estonia in Russia ... amazing what you learn cheating on this game ..ahem !!!

The Minister's cat was called Quarry Lake because the Minister fell into it to it whilst rescuing him as a kitten.

The minister's cat was called Reservoir Dog because it had an identity crisis

The Minister's rather dainty cat was called Swan Lake. (I cannot think of one starting with S apart from Salt Lake and the minister wasn't fond of that name.)

Theminister's cat was called Thirlmere because he was an artificial cat.

Thought we should thin about what are we having next - have we done anything with food yet, or alcoholic drinks ? Rock bands ? Suggestions , please folks !

I know this is really really REALLY sad, and I can only think that I did it when I was off sick some time, but I've got a list of minister's cat categories!

I'm just wondering if I can register myself as another username in order to post it because it's so embarrassing to admit this!

The minister's cat was called Ullswater because the minister couldn't think of another lake beginning with "U".

Skylark, I think it's really useful that you have a list - post it quick!

The Minister's Welsh cat was called Vyrnwy because that was how his miaow sounded.

Does anyone fancy herbs and spices next time round, or things associated with Christmas?

I can't thing of a single excuse for doing this list at the time, and I don't even remember doing it!

Anyway I've updated it, and I like the idea of Christmassy things

Adjectives
Animals
Artists
Bible
Birds
Brand names - household goods
Breeds of cat
Cars
Colours
Countries
Descriptions
Female names
Flowers
Food & drink
Forum members
Fruit & nuts
Historical figures
Holidays
Jobs
Lakes
Latin descent
Male names
Musical adjectives
Musical instruments
Operas
Phobias
Remedies
Science
Shakespearian characters
Singers
Soap characters
Surnames
Tennis players
Theatres/concert halls
Towns & cities



The minister's cat was called Jonathon WassWater

Yay! Christmassy things! The lakes have proved too difficult for me! Can we move on soon, or has anyone thought of an X, Y or Z?

The Minister's very secretive cat was called X. Yes there really is a Lake X.

His other cats were called Yellow and Zeller because he was a keen fisherman and had visited these lakes just before being adopted by the cats. Now we can do Christmassy cats.

The minister's cat was called Yelcho because he was always cold


[Lake Yelcho is in Chile - chilly, geddit ]

Too late old thing, too late. Perhaps your machine is going slowly.