The ministers cat was called Advent, because he was born on 1st December!!! (as all the best cats are)

The Minister's chubby cat was called Bauble. (This is much easier than lakes)

The minister's cat was called.... erm... erm... I know! Christmas!

(cracker, carol....the choice is endless!)

The ministers cat was called Date, because he was only seen at this time of year...

The minister's cat was called Eve because she was born on the night before Christmas.

The Minister's cat was called Festive but he didn't like being decorated

The Minister's spicy cat was called Gluhwein.

(Can any one give the next cat a name that isn't Holly?)

Thw minister's cat was called Hosanna, because that's what Angels sing!

The ministers cat was called Insence because he had an overpowering smell..

The minister's cat was called Joy because that's what she brought to his world.

The Minister's cat was called Kracker because the Minister couldn't spell.

The Minister's cat was called Largesse - as it is the basis of all gifts and giving

The Minister's cat was called Market because he followed the Minister home from the local Christmas Market.

The ministers cat was called Nazereth because he wasn't very stable...

The minister's cat was called Orient because three kings came from there.

The Minister's fat cat was called Pudding.

The minister's angelic cat was called Quire.

The minister's cat was called Rudolph because he had a red nose (like a light bulb)!

The colour-blind Minister's black cat was caled Snowflake.

The minister's cat was called (wait for it...) turkey!! because he was rather fond of a good christmas dinner.

The ministers cat was called Uggghhhh! because he had eaten too much Christmas dinner

The minister's cat was called Vanish as he always did when it was time to do all the washing up - get a dishwasher!

The ministers cat was called Wassail becasue he liked a good night on the tiles singing songs

The ministers cat was called XXX because he liked plenty of kisses

**I wasn't going to put Xmas!!! Maybe i should have though.. **

The Minister's Cat was called Zachariah. He had to be silent until John the Baptist arrived and he called him John. He was a very important Puss Cat as he had one of the messages from God that told us all about the first Christmas!

Oops..missed out Y!!

The ministers cat was called Yule because he resembled a log..

That's Christmassy things done then...what's next?

Sorry DC, I was so Determined to do Z, I don't know why?

Right we've had Historical figure's what about Historical locations

The Minister's cat went to Athens as the Parthanon was built there

[Yep, good idea! ]



The minister's cat went to Babylon because he'd heard they had a good hotel there

The minister's cat went to Crewe to see the old railway station...but then got attacked by Chavs!

The minister's cat was called Dunkerque because he was a brave rescuer.

The minister's cat was called Edmonton because he'd always wanted to emigrate

The minister's cat was called Florence because she was an arty cat.

The ministers cat went to Graceland as she was an Elvis Fanatic

The minister's cat went to Hollywood to see the stars.

The minister's cat as called Ireland because loads of historical things went on there.

The minister's cat was called Jerusalem because he liked artichokes, but also because it's a very holy city.

The minister's cat was called Kenwood (not because he was a good mixer) but because he was a stately boy who lived in Hampstead.

The Minister's cat was called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch because the Minister liked yelling it around the garden at night when he called in said cat. He had a passion for train station names too.

The minister's cat was called Malta because although no man is an island, cats are otherwise!

The minister's cat was called Newcastle because he lived in a very old one

The minister's cat was called Omaha as it is the only D Day landing beach beginning with'O'.

The Minister's cat was called Petra because it was rose red and half as old as time.

Ther minister's cat was called Queensferry because he's a Scottish cat who likes looking at suspension bridges.

The Minister's cat was called Rome because it liked to, and because it was built like a coliseum.

The minister's cat was called Syracuse but the minister had put too much brandy in the Christmas pudding and couldn't quite remember why

The minister's cat was called Troy because he had a face that launched a thousand ships.

The minister's cat was called Ur, because his purr could not be said to be a quiet one!

The Minister's cat was called Venice because he liked it hang out around the dogs palace!

The Minsters cat was called (North)Wales because he wanted to go to visit Petrat

Wow! I am a famous location!

The Minister's cat was called Xavier after the Minister's old university. (OK. YOU try to think of a better one!)

I would have used Xanadu but thought that it started with Z and I was saving it until the end.