Fortunately they had the good sense to ring the door bell and the butler came to let them in

Unfortunately there was a trap just inside the door - no sooner had they stood on it than it gave way and they fell down into....

Fortunately there was a trampoline beneath the trap and they bounced back up again

Unfortunately, they bounced right over the neighbours hedge

Fortunately the neighbour had left all the hedge cuttings on the lawn and they made a nice soft landing



Hello flower

Unfortunately, though, they had forgotten about the slight dysentry problem, still pertaining from the tent situation, and the neighbour was most displeased about the biodegradeable, but rather unpleasant, mess in her garden.

Fortunately, she had a biodegradeable unpleasant mess hoover type thing


**Tweet tweet, my lovely! Sorry I missed your call. Will be home tomorrow evening!**

Unfortunately Prince Benny was covered with the stuff as well and the hoover vacuumed him up too



*Will try tomorrow then*



Those doggy tablets aren't having funny side effects are they???

Fortunately a new drug appeared on the market - originally intended for dogs, but which had amazing effects on human digestion - so everyone was able to ignore the smell in the ensuing celebrations.

Unfortunately there wasn't enough of the drug to go round, so Prince Benny had to go looking for a pharmacy

Fortunately he stumbled upon a veterinary surgery en route and all was therefore well.

Unfortunately it was a cat he stumbled over so he had to take that to the vets as well

Fortunately it was the minister's cat, with serious anatomical disabilities considering his current lack of torso, and the vet was able to perform a miracle which cheered everyone up..

Unfortunately the cat's torso was now a different colour to its head and it looked very strange








*Going to bed now before the ghost appears at 1.07*

Me too! Good night!

Fortunately the cat didn't care much about its colour scheme as it was struggling to stay awake!

Fortunately the Forum Ghost did not appear at 1.07 and by 7.01 the sun was shining

Unfortunately the sun shined so brightly that everyone got sunburn

Fortunately there was a doctor called George living next door and he summoned an ambulance to take them all to hospital for treatment

Unfortunately the ambulance driver fainted after seeing his wife snogging another man

Fortunately the ambulance was stopped at traffic lights at the time

Unfortunately the traffic lights were toy ones.

Fortunately they were so realistic looking that the driver thought they were real ones

Unfortunately, being stationary for so long, the people in the back of the ambulance started to turn into zombies (side effect of sunburn, dog tablets and too much exposure to Prince Benny)

Fortunately, they saw a sign advertising a Zombie Convention, went along and met lots of new friends

Unfortunately the zombie friends drank some potion and turned evil.

Fortunately, morning broke and everyone was "normal" again

Unfortunately the exception to this was Prince Benny, who had lost a lot of weight after his dysentry problems.

Fortunately, he had a big breakfast and was back to normal again.

Unfortunately he took an allergic reaction to the egg and bacon mcmuffin and had to be rushed to casualty.

Fortunately he was cured and was never ill again

Unfortunately, though, he just couldn't resist another egg and bacon mcmuffin...


(Why do I always look in here when it's 'unfortunately' next? Prince B will be thinking I've really got it in for him!)

Fotunately, his private team of paramedics were on stand by just in case

Unfortunately they had been to the pub for lunch and overimbibed somewhat.

Fortunately, Benny decided against eating the mcrubbish

Unfortunately he developed an addiction to McD milkshakes and turned into a cow

fortunately he was kept on a lovely free range milk farm

Unfortunately he was maddened at being only able to say 'moo!'

Fortunately he lost his memory a second afterwards and was happy only being able to say moo.

Unfortunately a second after he lost his memory, he lost the use of his legs

Fortunately, the legs were served for Sunday lunch at the annual palace banquet. Everyone was happy that Benny's life wasn't lost in vain.

Unfortunately, though, the palace courtiers found themselves completely stuck for conversation with Prince Benny gone, so they had to have him stuffed and placed on the dining room cabinet.

Fortunately the palace courtiers discovered the ABRSM forums website so it didn't matter that they couldn't talk to each other

Unfortunately. they found their discussions being quoted in The Times.

Fortunately this didn't bother them for too long and they soon went back to playing forum games such as "fortunately....unfortunately"

Unfortunately, the thread was deleted without an explanation.

Fortunately another thread "unfortunately....fortunately" sprung up in its stead

Unfortunately they were all so busy posting in the new thread that they failed to notice the smell coming from Prince Benny's stuffed torso, caused by the fact that the taxidermist had only been an apprentice...


(Sorry - I'm becoming obsessed....we can't just leave Prince B to RIP on the cabinet )

Fortunately, a much more experienced taxidermist came along, and did a wonderful job of stuffing Benny with the Times newspaper

Unfortunately this meant that he was so full of ###### that he smelt even worse.

Fortunately, they had some scented candles which they lit to masque the unsavoury pong