A camp as, say...a row of tents?

And??

You can't be camp enough! There's no such thing as too camp!

Never met me, have you! Even my teachers call me camp!

Well, only one.... And he is more of a friend than a teacher...

Well all the male friends I have have to be camp or else they get mad at me, for making fun of them! I don't know why it works like that it just does!

Good job I'm unmanly then!

*chucks marshmallow at bobifier.* Hehe!

Most of my guy mates seem to be camp Maybe I have a bad influence on them
We were wondering what it would take to get my (guy) mate to wear fairy wings and a tiara... we decided on "not much"

What've I missed?

Hii.
I'm in my pj's
Can I join? loool
x

I'd be right in there! I've been dressed as a woman more than once...

Guys love dressing up in anything girly! I can vouch for that one

A lot of gaiety!

Oh aye! I'm such a transvestite! I mean that seriously!

But I'm not gay...

You missed Maggie's state of undress last night ...

Alternatively, you could come next door and have sensible conversation () with LooneyTunes and I!

And you can join us in our attempt to turn bobifier into Jordan!

Hypocrite

I'll kill Carol!!

I'll get the hair extensions...

My hair is long enough as it is! It wants a cut

Nah, you'll look pwettier with more of it!

Isn't it funny how the thread with me being mercilessly made over has more posts in...

Isn't it funny how the thread with me being mercilessly made over has more posts in...

you can say that again... and again...

Who has the waterproof mascara?

That would be moi

I have some liquid eyeliner you can use...? Unless you have some already?

I'm on it!

Now I just have to find him again. He appears to have run off!

Liquid eyeliner is so much better than pencil eyeliner. I don't why us women would use the pencil one anymore

I personally don't use either

hmm I know, I only use the pencil when I need to leave in less than half an hour and I don't have time for mistakes...

*Catches bobifier and pins him down.* Got any duck tape anyone?

*hands duck tape to MTT*

Thank you! Right, let's have that mascara!

Here you go! I'll do the lip liner badly

Lipstick, tweezers, scalpel, hehe

I can still witter!

Ml has a virus! Isn't that wonderful! A virus! All on his own! A virus! Great! Virus!...

Come on bobifier, you know you want to!

You're in Ripon! I have a friend who went to Ripon the other day, but she said it was boring. I bet she didn't go to see the organ, though. She's the one who ML thinks fancies me, but actually she doesn't, because I say so and I know everything. He thinks she pays too much attention to me and likes me too much but she doesn't, because she's already going out with someone, but he probably doesn't realise that she's going out with him, because he's funny and dozy. He doesn't quite notice things in the world around him, even she says so, and she's supposed to be sleeping with him! ML went out with them yesterday, and he said they spent the day making out while he watched and he felt really awkward. He also used to feel awkward when he went to parties, but I won't talk about that now because it's a secret ML is a party animal! He's also my friend, and we sometimes go to York together. We're going on Tuesday in fact, because I need camera batteries, and because I need other camera accessories, but I don't need other ones because I already bought them off the internet, but I hadn't bought them when the trip was planned, but I have now. Off the internet. They're really expensive in shops, memory cards and bags and the like! Isn't the economy funny like that! My family's well middle class, because we complain about economics when we're eating dinner. I pointed this out to my mum once, and she said we don't, but we do. She tells porky pies. She's in France at the moment! She sings, see, and they went on a trip to France, and she promised to bring me back something French to have. She might have playing cards! I like playing cards, I have a big box, and twenty so many decks! One of them is a Marvel deck that I bought of Amazon because I'm sad, and it came in a box that I can fit ALL my decks of cards in, and by I have some cards! I used to play with trading cards too, but now I don't, because I don't want to. I also don't want to have my SODDING LEGS WAXED!!!!!




Witter witter witter...

*Backs away, very very very slowly*

Ripon's not so bad.
*Chases bobifier with wax strips.*

Who won that one then?


RUNAWAYVERYVERYFASTASFASTASICANGOBECAUSEIAMBEINGCHASEDBYEVILWAXSTRIPS!!!!

Good luck to all who try and read my wittering back there...

*Moves gradually in direction of bed*

What did I do?