QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 3 2011, 10:49 PM)

QUOTE(Clari Nicki1 @ Nov 3 2011, 10:48 PM)


Can I divorce my cat?
Only if you're married to it
Well, I feed her.... try to amuse her. Want her to sit on my lap..... but she doesn't like me. Unreasonable behaviour would be the grounds.
She was cuddled on DS's lap. I enter. She comes up to me and bites me.
She even sits on parents of pupils lap.
Today she tried to wee in my music room. One step too far- sabotaging my job.
Is she jealous of me?
Nah- she takes me for granted. I am the one who feeds her!
DS says she doesn't like me as I keep threatening to kill her!
Oh yes... she tries to trip me up too!