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barry-clari
QUOTE(katyjay @ Sep 30 2008, 10:57 PM) *

QUOTE(Maizie @ Sep 29 2008, 09:51 AM) *

My last Early Music Shop carrier bag has just given up.
I got one in July 07 when I bought my treble. I then got another one in Nov 07 at the early music festival. One went in to service as 'the carrier bag that lives in my handbag', the other became my work-clothes bag for when cycling to/from work.
And now they have both given up sad.gif

I suspect that means I need to go shopping biggrin.gif



The good news is it's nearly time for Greenwich again......

http://www.earlymusicshop.com/exhib/exstart.html


So you'll be able to get a replacement..... wink.gif


Can't go this year (clashes with Eccles and the sax day)

Do buy extra recorders for yourselves to make up for the fact I won't be buying any laugh.gif
Maizie
QUOTE(katyjay @ Sep 30 2008, 10:57 PM) *
The good news is it's nearly time for Greenwich again......So you'll be able to get a replacement..... wink.gif
Hmm, I have just booked the Friday off work. Don't know whether or not I'm actually going to go, the problem will be going and not doing any impulse-purchasing. Still, maybe I could get a bit of music...or a book...or a sopranino to fill in the blatant gap in my collection...or play with a great bass...
I suspect I probably will go, if only to get a new carrier bag biggrin.gif
Miss Ross
I just had another spider incident, in the kitchen this time. I really need Merlin! *tries to regain composure*
BerkshireMum
We watched the second Harry Potter film this evening - the one with the enormous spider. I think I'll be having nightmares tonight!! ohmy.gif
ben_walker446
Don't know what to do!!
Dulciana
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Oct 1 2008, 11:14 PM) *

I just had another spider incident, in the kitchen this time. I really need Merlin! *tries to regain composure*

I'm scared to go to bed because of the enormous spiders we hve here at the minute. blush.gif
barry-clari
Can my webmail account please allow me access before I have to go out? sad.gif
barry-clari
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 2 2008, 09:04 AM) *

Can my webmail account please allow me access before I have to go out? sad.gif


Have also found my MSN is very broken too sad.gif
Panthera
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 2 2008, 09:22 AM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 2 2008, 09:04 AM) *

Can my webmail account please allow me access before I have to go out? sad.gif


Have also found my MSN is very broken too sad.gif


Ouch! Hope you get sorted soon, B-C


My random thoughts for the day: why do heels get stuck in the most unlikely places all the time??
barry-clari
QUOTE(Panthera @ Oct 2 2008, 10:57 AM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 2 2008, 09:22 AM) *

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 2 2008, 09:04 AM) *

Can my webmail account please allow me access before I have to go out? sad.gif


Have also found my MSN is very broken too sad.gif


Ouch! Hope you get sorted soon, B-C



MSN/hotmail has just come back. Just in time to see me leave for work... rolleyes.gif
barry-clari
It is said that if a bird leaves you a little message, it's lucky.

Wasn't exactly thinking that last night, when I was cleaning my coat... rolleyes.gif
maggiemay
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 4 2008, 12:51 PM) *

It is said that if a bird leaves you a little message, it's lucky.

Wasn't exactly thinking that last night, when I was cleaning my coat... rolleyes.gif

oh bad luck

(that came out as 'cluck' first try haha).

Hope all goes well tonight. Sorry I can't be there - we have a family ordination this weekend.

Please give my best wishes to all.
barry-clari
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 4 2008, 12:55 PM) *


Hope all goes well tonight. Sorry I can't be there - we have a family ordination this weekend.

Please give my best wishes to all.


Will do MM - thank you! smile.gif
sarah123
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I've just been sent the Cambridge application 'Questionnaire'. Its come with a 4Mb pdf file on how to fill it in wacko.gif
lucky045
I'm so nervous, and don't have any bananas to hand! Will kalms do, do you suppose?
mwl1
Why do I always feel like playing the violin when it gets to this time?...
Miss Ross
Play, play, play! tongue.gif

barry-clari
petrat is less than 100 posts from becoming a Maestro.

almost time to find a virtual celebratory cake biggrin.gif
petrat
biggrin.gif Just seen this. I'll spend my virtual winnings after my musical horses have won on a party. I think that Addy is to blame for many of them although I do pen a few wise words on odd occasions.
SaxFan
unsure.gif just wondering

rolleyes.gif
wub.gif
ben_walker446
Is annoyed how his college is so ###### when it comes to extra things to do with maths that allow you get into university that lots of other places offer for their students!
SaxFan
rudeness of some folk!!
maybe they are on a mission blink.gif
DaisyChain
My mum has just rung..my youngest neice has been taken to hospital. She has had a blood clot in her leg that has gone to her lungs. ohmy.gif sad.gif

Can this year get any worse???? ph34r.gif blink.gif
skylark
ohmy.gif I'm so sorry Daisy. She sounds very young to be getting a blood clot, hope you get good news tomorrow thereThere.gif
maggiemay
Oh Daisy Chain - so sorry to hear this.


Thinking of you and your family. x
Miss Ross
*hugs* to DC and her niece
BerkshireMum
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Oct 9 2008, 10:58 PM) *

My mum has just rung..my youngest neice has been taken to hospital. She has had a blood clot in her leg that has gone to her lungs. ohmy.gif sad.gif

Can this year get any worse???? ph34r.gif blink.gif

At least she is in the right place, and hopefully they will disperse the clot before it does too much damage. Years can always get worse, but I hope yours shows an upturn very soon. smile.gif
lucky045
I'm really sorry DC, I hope your niece is ok. It's good they've caught it though. Things can only get better.
barry-clari
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Oct 9 2008, 10:58 PM) *

My mum has just rung..my youngest neice has been taken to hospital. She has had a blood clot in her leg that has gone to her lungs. ohmy.gif sad.gif

Can this year get any worse???? ph34r.gif blink.gif


Oh DC, sorry to hear that thereThere.gif thinking of you, your niece and the rest of your family.
DaisyChain
Thanks very much everyone. My niece has had a comfortable night and more tests will be carried out this morning. Thanks to those who have PM'd too. The hugs are very welcome! smile.gif (She is 24, skylark).

My step dad is now waiting for an ambulance as he is poorly with his prostate cancer. sad.gif

Hey ho.

*Barry...I need half a dozen (at least!) of your jokes please!* party1.gif
mwl1
Oh, DC... thereThere.gif

I hope things improve.
Miss Ross
sad.gif sad.gif thereThere.gif
DaisyChain
Thanks..I hope things get better for you two, too.
Cyrilla
Poor DC...what a horrible time for you...

thereThere.gif
barry-clari
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Oct 10 2008, 10:17 AM) *



My step dad is now waiting for an ambulance as he is poorly with his prostate cancer. sad.gif



thereThere.gif

QUOTE

*Barry...I need half a dozen (at least!) of your jokes please!* party1.gif


I'll give you one to be going on with. smile.gif

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

And what do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

*cue tumbleweed*
SaxFan
funny to get a random email this morning from someone who 'never wanted to talk again' !! How do you explain that?

got my theories smile.gif
hello_cello
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 10 2008, 09:16 PM) *

QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Oct 10 2008, 10:17 AM) *



My step dad is now waiting for an ambulance as he is poorly with his prostate cancer. sad.gif



thereThere.gif

QUOTE

*Barry...I need half a dozen (at least!) of your jokes please!* party1.gif


I'll give you one to be going on with. smile.gif

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

And what do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

*cue tumbleweed*


What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen.
SaxFan
unsure.gif wacko.gif
BerkshireMum
If those are Barry-type jokes, I can manage a few more!

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head? Russell.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

What do you call a couple of thieves? A pair of (k)nickers.

Hope that helps, DC. I'm so sorry you have such a lot of troubles at the moment. thereThere.gif
katyjay
Sorry to hear your news DC.

Just in case you need some more jokes:

What do you call a man with a pot on his head? Ern

What do you call a man with an empty pot on his head? Phil


How about a few batty books to keep you going......

"Easy Money" by Robin Banks
"The Long Drop Down" by Eileen Dover
"Effective Babysitting" by Justin Casey Howells
"The Forest in Spring" by Theresa Greene
skylark
Did anyone see the new series called Merlin on television recently? It was heavily promoted, and I saw a bit of the first episode but then what happened to it - I never saw it again after that, nor did I see it promoted... was it pulled, and if so, why??? unsure.gif I'm just curious!
sarah123
QUOTE(skylark @ Oct 11 2008, 12:39 AM) *

Did anyone see the new series called Merlin on television recently? It was heavily promoted, and I saw a bit of the first episode but then what happened to it - I never saw it again after that, nor did I see it promoted... was it pulled, and if so, why??? unsure.gif I'm just curious!


Its on on saturday, so they haven't got rid of it smile.gif
Holz Gedeckt
QUOTE(katyjay @ Oct 10 2008, 10:59 PM) *

"Easy Money" by Robin Banks
"The Long Drop Down" by Eileen Dover
"Effective Babysitting" by Justin Casey Howells
"The Forest in Spring" by Theresa Greene


"A Dog's Dinner" by Norah Bone
"The Long Walk Home" by Miss D Bus
"A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case
"Simple Maths" by Adam Upp
maggiemay
Broken Windows by Eva Brick
Keeping Dry by Anna Rack
Sheaves of Corn by Harvey Stfestival

Actually I think Eileen Dover may have been a nom de plume, and the author's real name was Hugo First .
barry-clari
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 11 2008, 08:16 AM) *

Broken Windows by Eva Brick
Keeping Dry by Anna Rack
Sheaves of Corn by Harvey Stfestival

Actually I think Eileen Dover may have been a nom de plume, and the author's real name was Hugo First .


'Raffle Tickets' by Tom Bowler
'DIY' by Andy Mann
DaisyChain
Thank you all very much! They are just the kind of jokes that feed my sense of humour!! laugh.gif laugh.gif party1.gif

My niece has two clots on her lung and will be in hospital for at least a week. Thay are keeping close observatons on her because she has problems with breathing. My stepdad is home and is going in next week to have a catheter fitted which will be a big help to him, and also to see his Specialist who will be dicussing the pros and cons of starting chemo.

All is calm at the moment... fingersCrossed.gif

We all appreciate your good wishes.

Thank you. wub.gif
maggiemay
Thanks for the update DC. Continuing to think of you all

xx
DaisyChain
Thank you smile.gif
barry-clari
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Oct 11 2008, 08:19 AM) *

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Oct 11 2008, 08:16 AM) *

Broken Windows by Eva Brick
Keeping Dry by Anna Rack
Sheaves of Corn by Harvey Stfestival

Actually I think Eileen Dover may have been a nom de plume, and the author's real name was Hugo First .


'Raffle Tickets' by Tom Bowler
'DIY' by Andy Mann


'Nourishment for your Horse' by G.G. Feeding
fsharpminor
'Bad Hair Days' by Dan Druff.


In my days at Nottm Uni, the Professor of Music was Ivor Keys. A great character he was too.
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