Perhaps if we all ignore him he will go away. He has certainly been a bore today.
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There seems to be a drunk on the loose in this cafe.
Perhaps if we all ignore him he will go away. He has certainly been a bore today.
Perhaps if we all ignore him he will go away. He has certainly been a bore today.
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But she would have the number of anyone she might flirt with...it says so in her sig. near enough.
not if you don't give it to her she wouldn't
Where in her signature does it say that she has the number of anyone she flirts with?!
Wow, you must also need glasses, most people your age do though.
Wow, you must also need glasses, most people your age do though.
Crikey, there was a 1 in 285'311'670'611 chance that she would get yours!
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Nov 16 2008, 10:30 PM) 
Crikey, there was a 1 in 285'311'670'611 chance that she would get yours!
Particularly when she was sending a text to someone called Patrick...
Regardless of what i quoted, you still said it.
My to-do list only has 4 things on it 
Shame they'll take about 4 hours each though
Shame they'll take about 4 hours each though
I might get more done if I had a to do list. 
Blue mashed potato is strangely distressing...
W
W
There are 2,760 entries for The Minister's Cat on Google, and the ABRSM forum is in the top 3
Tired. Hoping today will be a good day for the forums
QUOTE(willobie @ Nov 17 2008, 03:23 AM)
Blue mashed potato is strangely distressing...
W
I think blue food in general doesn't feel completely right. I'm trying to think of something that is naturally a proper blue to eat and can't think of anything (except, of course, blue smarties
). Was it deliberately blue or did something happen?
Why is writing end of year feedback such an arduous task?
I only have three to do, I booked a room for two hours to sit in and write them...I didn't get started until half an hour late, it looks like I might get two done then in the time I have. And they are all of a paragraph each. I just hate writing these things...but to share the pain, I did nominate EIGHT people to provide feedback on me
I only have three to do, I booked a room for two hours to sit in and write them...I didn't get started until half an hour late, it looks like I might get two done then in the time I have. And they are all of a paragraph each. I just hate writing these things...but to share the pain, I did nominate EIGHT people to provide feedback on me
Was reading Dracula in the tube this morning - first published 1897 - and there's mentioning of RSPCA. I didn't realise it went back that far!
Got a bit carried away in the Games forum
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 07:47 PM)
Got a bit carried away in the Games forum
But not if you go to page 3!
Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'.
'Oh my word! A talking sheep!'
'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'.
'Oh my word! A talking sheep!'
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 17 2008, 09:06 PM)
Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'.
'Oh my word! A talking sheep!'
I love barry humor.
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 17 2008, 09:06 PM)
Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'.
'Oh my word! A talking sheep!'
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Nov 17 2008, 09:16 PM)
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 17 2008, 09:06 PM)
Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool?
'Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full'.
'Oh my word! A talking sheep!'
I thought it was a rather baaaaad joke!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 09:17 PM)
I thought it was a rather baaaaad joke!
I thought ewe might!
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Nov 17 2008, 09:29 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 09:17 PM)
I thought it was a rather baaaaad joke!
I thought ewe might!
I'm feeling rather sheepish now!
Wooldn't ewe?
I knew someone would try and fleece this joke
There's no pulling the wool over your eyes skyers!
It must have been Shaun.
I guess that I mutton contribute more awful puns.
Sorry, that really was scraping the bottom of the barrel...
Sorry, that really was scraping the bottom of the barrel...
Yes, I think you're for the chop ...
Mint sauce!
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Nov 17 2008, 09:45 PM)
Yes, I think you're for the chop ...
I have been wondering quite a bit recently wether or not that would happen....
I think this joke has been rammed home now
agneau somebody would say that ...
Ratty is going to show me where to put my larynx!! 
*Sorry for *dipping* out of the sheep joke!!*
*Sorry for *dipping* out of the sheep joke!!*
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Ratty is going to show me where to put my larynx!!
A noose?
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Nov 17 2008, 10:27 PM)
Ratty is going to show me where to put my larynx!!
A noose?
yan, tan, tethera, pethera, pimp, sethera,lethera, methera, hovera, dik.
I was counting the sheep jokes.
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
A noose?
I see you're hanging around as ewesual HG! *Ratty's been on the gin again!*
Goodnight
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again Thanks for the tup!
EDIT: No you didn't!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again Thanks for the tup!
No problem! Sheep of a feather should flock together an' all that!
EDIT: OH YES I DID!!!
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:40 PM)
Sheep of a feather
"Sheep of a feather"???
What on earth do Yorkshire sheep look like??
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:40 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again Thanks for the tup!
No problem! Sheep of a feather should flock together an' all that!
EDIT: OH YES I DID!!!
Oh flock off!
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Nov 17 2008, 10:42 PM)
What on earth do Yorkshire sheep look like??
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:40 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again Thanks for the tup!
No problem! Sheep of a feather should flock together an' all that!
EDIT: OH YES I DID!!!
Oh flock off!
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:45 PM)
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Nov 17 2008, 10:42 PM)
What on earth do Yorkshire sheep look like??
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:40 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Nov 17 2008, 10:37 PM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Nov 17 2008, 10:31 PM)
I think we've fleeced it for all it's worth....
Oi, I've used that one already! I'll dock your tail if you pinch mine again Thanks for the tup!
No problem! Sheep of a feather should flock together an' all that!
EDIT: OH YES I DID!!!
Oh flock off!
You're milking this for all it's worth!
woold you believe you get so much mileage from one hooful joke
My random thought....
I'm awake. (it's 5.30am)
OH left for a business trip at 4.30am and now I can't get back to sleep. Counting sheep didn't work. Suppose I could go and wrap christmas presents or do some violin practice......
I'm awake. (it's 5.30am)
OH left for a business trip at 4.30am and now I can't get back to sleep. Counting sheep didn't work. Suppose I could go and wrap christmas presents or do some violin practice......
Ratty wonders if she possesses maturity beyond her years.
Read Dracula in the tube this morning and came across this "... and a sob in unison are expressions of sympathy dear to a man's heart"
sbhoa's signature (and specifically the bottom line) - 
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
I'm a Viewer and I Know Where The Off Button On My TV Set Is!
I'm a Viewer and I Know Where The Off Button On My TV Set Is!
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Nov 22 2008, 09:06 PM)
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!
I'm a Viewer and I Know Where The Off Button On My TV Set Is!
yay! well said Barry.
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