OMG! I have to read the school rules tomorrow in chapel...and having had a quick skim through, I don't know how I'm going to keep a straight face "There is no to be no kissing or other inappropriate behaviour regarding members of the opposite s-ex" And "Outlandish hairstyles, to include pigtails (!) and dreadlocks are banned. Fringes are also to be discouraged" I'm deadly serious!
This reminds me of a chemical company on Teesside which became part of a large American corporation a few years ago.
Site rules were issued, and seemed to be mainly directed at men:
When in discussion with a female colleague you should stand at least one meter (sic) away, and not touch her in any way or make gestures that could be misconstrued. Your tongue should not protrude excessively at any time, and you shall not have 'elevator eyes'
The same company made every visitor watch a safety video about the plant, then you had to do a written test. If you failed you were made to watch the video repeatedly until you passed the test. Then they would let you on site.
Pigtails and protruding tongues Now all I can picture is Beryl the Peril - not what either set of rules had in mind, I would imagine