sbhoa
Dec 30 2007, 02:34 PM
Oh dear, what have I started?
Good joke Maggiemay.
katyjay
Dec 30 2007, 03:37 PM
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Dec 30 2007, 02:34 PM)

Oh dear, what have I started?
Good joke Maggiemay.

Well, Sbhoa, you know what they say....
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few
eggs jokes
ben_walker446
Dec 30 2007, 03:41 PM
How many eggs does it take to make a french omlette?
One, 'cause one egg is un oeuf
skylark
Dec 30 2007, 06:35 PM
I saw
these and I thought they'd be the ideal present for the President of the Southend Beach Hut Owners Association
BerkshireMum
Dec 30 2007, 08:48 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Dec 30 2007, 06:35 PM)

I saw
these and I thought they'd be the ideal present for the President of the Southend Beach Hut Owners Association

It never ceases to amaze me how many interesting pictures people find on the internet - I am obviously going wrong in my browsing, as I rarely find anything worth looking at!
Soph15
Jan 6 2008, 04:16 PM
ben_walker446
Jan 6 2008, 04:20 PM
Why are all the D's and L's capital?
Soph15
Jan 6 2008, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Jan 6 2008, 04:20 PM)

Why are all the D's and L's capital?
Why do you have to question everything I do? Does it really matter?
Maizie
Jan 6 2008, 04:58 PM
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Jan 6 2008, 04:20 PM)

Why are all the D's and L's capital?
Why not?
this is the ranDom threaD. raDom capitaLisation anD punctuation are fuLLy permitteD anD aLLoweD anD enjoyeD
lucky045
Jan 7 2008, 11:11 PM
I've just realised, the adorable little girls I babysit, have given me nail strengthener, nail anti-brittle stuff, nail anti-peeling stuff and nail varnish for Christmas... Sweet... hinting that I should stop biting my nails much?
SaxFan
Jan 8 2008, 08:54 AM
QUOTE(lucky045 @ Jan 7 2008, 11:11 PM)

I've just realised, the adorable little girls I babysit, have given me nail strengthener, nail anti-brittle stuff, nail anti-peeling stuff and nail varnish for Christmas... Sweet... hinting that I should stop biting my nails much?
no, more likely just saying they didn't really know what to get
and thinking and hoping you would like these things!
lucky045
Jan 8 2008, 05:13 PM
Well I love the nail strengthener - because every time I give up biting them, they break-off anyway and I become demoralised and start again... so I will use it definitely, and if they were hinting, it's worked!
Seriously, much more fun tapping your fingernails on a table than your fingers.
barry-clari
Jan 8 2008, 10:28 PM
I'm eating a crabstick sandwich.
It's very nice.
There, wasted 30 seconds of my life typing this.
Soph15
Jan 8 2008, 10:30 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jan 8 2008, 10:28 PM)

I'm eating a crabstick sandwich.
It's very nice.
There, wasted 30 seconds of my life typing this.

Do you feel better now you have told us that?
SaxFan
Jan 9 2008, 09:17 AM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jan 8 2008, 10:28 PM)

I'm eating a crabstick sandwich.
It's very nice.
There, wasted 30 seconds of my life typing this.

it's only 'wasted' if you see it as that..
have you checked how many people are pleased that you posted that? May be very worthwhile and not a waste at all
barry-clari
Jan 9 2008, 09:19 AM
QUOTE(SaxFan @ Jan 9 2008, 09:17 AM)

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jan 8 2008, 10:28 PM)

I'm eating a crabstick sandwich.
It's very nice.
There, wasted 30 seconds of my life typing this.

it's only 'wasted' if you see it as that..
have you checked how many people are pleased that you posted that? May be very worthwhile and not a waste at all

What, you mean have a poll?
Along the lines of 'Do you appreciate the fact that b-c likes crabstick sandwiches?'
Answer a) yes, b) no or c) I've got better things to be doing, like watching the grass grow in my garden.
SaxFan
Jan 9 2008, 09:41 AM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jan 9 2008, 09:19 AM)

What, you mean have a poll?
Along the lines of 'Do you appreciate the fact that b-c likes crabstick sandwiches?'
Answer a) yes, b) no or c) I've got better things to be doing, like watching the grass grow in my garden.

perhaps 'Do you feel you wanted to know that b-c likes crabstick sandwiches'
try them both... unless you feel it's a waste of time !!
maggiemay
Jan 9 2008, 10:01 AM
You do know there is unlikely to be any crab in them, don't you ??
barry-clari
Jan 9 2008, 10:05 AM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jan 9 2008, 10:01 AM)

You do know there is unlikely to be any crab in them, don't you ??
I am indeed aware of the crablessness of crabsticks MM
DaisyChain
Jan 9 2008, 10:13 AM
There is no pork or beef in pork or beef sausages either....
maggiemay
Jan 9 2008, 03:26 PM
Ms.Fiddle
Jan 9 2008, 08:41 PM
I've just been told there is a chippy near my other half's work that does black pudding in batter.
I'm soooo glad it's 3 miles away otherwise my resolve would be softening as fast as my arteries are hardening.
Aileen
Jan 9 2008, 09:32 PM
My school was on the Scottish 6 o clock news!
maggiemay
Jan 9 2008, 10:50 PM
QUOTE(Aileen @ Jan 9 2008, 09:32 PM)

My school was on the Scottish 6 o clock news!
Did the roof blow off? I heard there had been some pretty wild weather in your part of the world!
laura-clarinet
Jan 10 2008, 12:27 AM
My school , is the oldest school in Scotland , est 1183
x
Miss Ross
Jan 10 2008, 11:28 AM
QUOTE(Aileen @ Jan 9 2008, 09:32 PM)

My school was on the Scottish 6 o clock news!
I saw it

. The same thing happened to us a few years ago.
Aileen
Jan 10 2008, 03:49 PM
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Jan 10 2008, 11:28 AM)

QUOTE(Aileen @ Jan 9 2008, 09:32 PM)

My school was on the Scottish 6 o clock news!
I saw it

. The same thing happened to us a few years ago.
I saw some photos of it this afternoon (we have today off as well

) it looks pretty bad! The gym is below it and the floor is wrecked as well! The PE department aren't happy!
Miss Ross
Jan 10 2008, 04:54 PM
When it happened to us, it was the geography/history department. Needless to say, that is now the only department in the whole school with nice (clean!) windows

.
How long are you going to be off school? I hope it isn't
too badly damanged...
Devil_Fiddler
Jan 10 2008, 09:42 PM
It would seem my friend has so kindly decided to share her cold with me

*sniff*
barry-clari
Jan 10 2008, 09:46 PM
Today's sandwich - pate.
barry-clari
Jan 10 2008, 10:10 PM
It's mine and petrat's forum birthday today.
We're the grand old age of 2.
skylark
Jan 10 2008, 10:14 PM
Happy birthday!
You don't *look* like twins...

Edit: My forum twin is Clari_Nicki1.... I've made exactly 10 times more posts in the same time
maggiemay
Jan 10 2008, 10:17 PM
QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jan 10 2008, 09:46 PM)

Today's sandwich - pate.

oh - crabsticks out of favour, are they ??
Happy forum birthday btw !
Cyrilla
Jan 10 2008, 11:38 PM
I see we missed Bagpuss' 3rd forum birthday on the 7th Jan!
Ooops.
barry-clari
Jan 15 2008, 10:42 AM
Testing, testing, will the forum go wrong when I post this message...
edit : No it doesn't. Fingers crossed, we may be back to normal!!!!!

Thank you mods!
Miss Ross
Jan 15 2008, 10:43 AM
I wonder if this'll work...

Edit: Apparently so! Thanks mods
Cyrilla
Jan 20 2008, 11:32 PM
Did anyone catch the Bootleg Beatles on TV last night??
Only caught their last 30 seconds...
Cyrilla
Jan 21 2008, 05:12 PM
Willard
Jan 21 2008, 06:20 PM
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jan 21 2008, 05:12 PM)

Happy yesterday birthday to "Him Indoors" Cyrilla. Sorry I missed it.
And... the Amsterdam Loeki Stardust Quartet was on R3 this morning... (please can we have a recorder emoticon ?)
maggiemay
Jan 21 2008, 08:13 PM
good gracious! many happy returns to HI !
barry-clari
Jan 21 2008, 09:22 PM
QUOTE(Cyrilla @ Jan 21 2008, 05:12 PM)

Belated happy birthday!
Clari Nicki1
Jan 21 2008, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Jan 10 2008, 10:14 PM)

Happy birthday!
You don't *look* like twins...

Edit: My forum twin is Clari_Nicki1.... I've made exactly 10 times more posts in the same time

Ummm... I'm obviously not quite as addicted to the forums as you!!!!!!!!!
skylark
Jan 21 2008, 11:32 PM
QUOTE(Clari Nicki1 @ Jan 21 2008, 09:40 PM)

QUOTE(skylark @ Jan 10 2008, 10:14 PM)

Happy birthday!
You don't *look* like twins...

Edit: My forum twin is Clari_Nicki1.... I've made exactly 10 times more posts in the same time

Ummm... I'm obviously not quite as addicted to the forums as you!!!!!!!!!
I have 10 times more things to learn here than you (well that's my excuse anyway!)

(Actually probably more like 10,000 times more!)
My random thought for today is that it's a beautiful full moon outside...
SaxFan
Jan 21 2008, 11:44 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Jan 21 2008, 11:32 PM)

My random thought for today is that it's a beautiful full moon outside...

random thought: you should have been more careful not to let it outside... will it come back in do you think? Do you have a 'moonflap' ?
Cyrilla
Jan 21 2008, 11:51 PM
Cyrilla
Jan 22 2008, 04:33 PM
Thank you, noodle!
skylark
Jan 25 2008, 09:40 AM
We've spent 72 pages talking about the minister's cat
DaisyChain
Jan 25 2008, 10:45 AM
Miss Ross
Jan 25 2008, 10:47 AM
Tea bags

. I don't think I'll ever live down the incident with the emptying of the giant teapot...
DaisyChain
Jan 25 2008, 10:50 AM
Tell all, Floss!!!
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