Surely "worsely" isn't a word? (but yes to the general message!)

Actually, if something is implemented to design, how can it be 'worser' implementation wise(bugs aside)? I'd say, most software is badly maintained, as people do not take the time to restructure it and instead hack around with what they already have, i.e. force an ill fitting change into the current architecture.

The biggest issue I have is the constantly changing requirements, which make it impossible to get the design and/or implementation correct resulting in more of said hacking to get something 'working' as quickly as possible.

I need to invent a program to rid the world of programmers.....it will never work though as the requirements monkeys never know what they want

(I've had bad day rooting around in some hideous code. Quit whinging Jo )

You can indeed And I've still eaten and done much practice

Neither is "inplemented"

I've made them before! You boil the dough and then bake them.

I was going to ask the same thing, I don't think I post 104 posts in a week never mind one day

Bone marrow based dishes on Masterchef...er yum?

I really want to try! I love to cook but I've never baked any sort of bread in my life before... It could be interesting

It's quite easy but time-consuming.

Hmm, perhaps a weekend project then! Not that I would ever consider using the kitchen here It's disgusting.

Its not so bad making bread if you have a machine. We had a Morphy Richards one but its packed in now.
Must get another.

I've never made bagels, but bread is quite easy. I taught myself from a book a couple of years ago.

It was a Dorling Kindersley book called Bread: baking by hand or bread machine by Eric Treuille and Ursula Ferrigno. You could probably get from a library - I'm sure the city you live in is large enough to have a library copy somewhere.

I've actually considered getting a bread machine - my friend has one in her flat and she makes all her own bread!


I live in Manchester, so I'm sure I can find a library copy somewhere Thanks for the tip!

I just did the weirdest sneeze. My whole face is tingly now.

Why do I always have embarrassing moments at petrol stations?

Also - I saw a car going the wrong way going round a roundabout.

How did that happen without an accident?

Was a very small roundabout and no other cars going round it. Could have been VERY dangerous though.

They do it all the time in France, anti clockwise every time !

Ah, I thought it must have been quiet at the time!

It was in a village at 9pm at night so

Karen Brady (Lord Sugar's aide on The Apprentice) can examine my business credentials any time she wishes.

Hey, this assignment's going pretty well! Onto page 3...

My laptop has a little slot on the front into which one can insert a SD memory card. When one does so, the card is held in place by a little sprung clip, and pushing the end of the card causes the spring to eject it again.....

Which is all very well and good, BUT....if you put the card in, and push it quickly but not quite firmly enough for the clip to engage, it makes a remarkably efficient catapult that fires a 2GB SD with a range of around 4 feet....

I am now trying to find a missing SD card, as it flew over my right shoulder and has landed somewhere in my far-from-tidy music room

I just used the phrase "nature porn" in an email to my tutor.

Yes, my laptop has one of those as well. It really is great fun catapulting the card thing across the room isn't it! Until you lose the card...

I won't be able to practise until Sunday :-/

Oh dear...wrong place, no flute or something else, Nicki?

It's actually for a nice reason...but I feel bad. I'm feeling tired so know that playing tonight will not be productive. And then not at chez Nicki until Saturday evening, but will have been travelling all day.

Fair enough! Looking forward to finally doing a duet or two with you!

I do need to do a lot of practice but a break will probably be good too.

Yes! Although, I tried my piece yesterday. It was not the nicest rendition!

Will also be good to hear you play a solo again. Been a bit long since I last heard you (or saw you in any capacity!)...

Haha...it'll be good if I play ok!

Just changing your quote, Nicki

I'm in the mood for fluting, but it's a bit too late.

Where on earth has this day gone?!?

me too, not had the chance to 'play' it today been to band though

hmm, you'd think a reasonably sensible person would notice, after listening to the recording, scanning the music to send to people and looking at where accompaniment is needed, that a choral arrangement is in a different key to the original, the one they've been practising from!!

Methinks I need those new glasses more than I thought!!

oops!...

My random thought : why oh why did the BBC think it was a remotely good idea to re-make 'Reggie Perrin'?...

yep, I said that (or words to that effect)

Just watched a programme with Nigella Lawson cooking some fabulous food. Had me drooling...


and the food looked good, too!

What will Karren Brady say?????

I must say that you have impeccable taste in ladies, Steve

I've nearly finished my assignment! Only about... another half hour/forty-five minutes to go.

That seems so much longer when you type it out

You're up late again (it's only 7pm over here...). Good luck!!!!
Hope you get some sleep!

And Mrs Stetenorve is the pick of the crop!

Is it really sad that I find radio 4 News Quiz very fun? it makes me laugh out loud whilst I'm driving! Does that make me middle aged?

I too find the News Quiz funny. But then I am middle-aged