Firstly, to my first piano teacher - I'm sorry you had to waste so many years on me while I didn't practise. I'm sorry that when you phrased things as "would you like to..." I often said no, sorry that I then got my mum to quit for me.
Secondly to the orchestra leader at my primary school - sorry that when my brother went up to secondary school and I replaced him I didn't learn any of the piano tunes, and you had to move me to percussion.
Then I'm sorry that I hadn't the slightest idea of which percussion instrument was for which song.
Sorry I quit as soon as I was allowed, but not that sorry, because I'd probably have caused you more pain if I'd stayed.
Thirdly... nope that's it.
Awful wasn't it?
Anybody else ever done anything like that?