Great! I will tell our young son that he has competition!
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I'm going off line now to get the children some tea, and probably stop them from murdering each other. There are blood curdling screams from the lounge
I'm an expert in kids and blood curdling screams! I can assure you that as long as the screams continue, there's no need to worry. I usually pour myself a drink and relax.
The time to worry is when there's silence, and you hear small voices whispering "It was all your fault. Don't say anything!"
Steve