I'm afraid I don't have any...
With a good hat you don't need any!
When I was a student, my Dad gave me his old russian hat with pull down ear protectors.
It kept me so warm, I often wondered about just going out into the snow and ice clad in nothing but this hat.
But a little voice told me that I'd probably be arrested!
For many years, a little voice also told me that I looked a complete %&#%!!%@^ wearing the hat, but it was soooo comfortable.
Then I got married and my wife confirmed my fears. I did look a %&#%!!%@^ in the hat!
She threw it away many years ago.
Just don't get me started on umbrellas!!