Just been to the most AMAZING party in the world!!!!
It was in a big hall, with about 15 fourteen year olds. We were each given a random number, then "tortured" one by one. I had to headbutt a plate of grapes until they were all smashed

other ones were walking along planks with an overflowing tub of baked beans on your head, having eggs thrown at you, having to dribble a ball wearing welly boots full of shaving cream, having balloons of flour/water popped over you, having a blindfolded person try to spoon feed you jelly and custard with a massive wooden spoon etc etc. Most of them involved mushy custard, bananas, jelly, spaghetti, and ended in everyone having a big fight.
I went home with a face caked, courtesy of a friend who gave me a 'facemask with things, and hair (which was backcombed and sprayed...) covered with lots and lots of squishy things. I've just washed it about 5 times, and used a lot of conditioner. AHH, so much fun