Dont make lemonade, make something else!

Make orange juice and baffle life.

If life hands you lemons, slice them and put them in your gin and tonic

If life hands you lemons: grate the skin and add zest to your meringue

When life hands you lemons, be grateful for one of the greatest gifts to the kitchen.

When life hands you lemons beware of sour grapes.

When life hands you lemons --- look for something appealing ...

Cut them in half and use them to soften the skin on your elbows

when life hands you lemons.. eat them? :S

Ive always wanted a nicer weenus

if life hands you lemons: juggle with them, and laugh when they go splat on the floor.

When life hands you lemons throw them at the cat.

Paint them green and sell them on as unusually shaped limes.

When life hands you lemons, switch them around a bit and turn them into melons.

Get hold of some Gaviscon them suck the lemons dry and say, "Thank you, life. They were very nice, have you any more?" Keep the Gaviscon handy. Don't forget you've got some and just leave them with the fluff in the bottom of your bag.

If life hands you lemons...

squeeze them and tell your friend it's lemonade!

When Life Hands You Lemons just be grateful you were handed them rather than having them thrown mercilessly at you

When life hands you lemons, cry and ask for limes instead.

When life hands you lemons, cut them in half, put each half in a small dish, put a glace cherry in the middle of them and see if you can pass them off as very sour grapefruit.

... ask "Where's the Honey?"

When life hands you lemons, push them up your clarinet as a new woodwind mute.

When life hands you lemons, ask yourself what life must actually be, if it has hands with which to hand you lemons. And why it would choose lemons to hand to you...

When life hands you lemons......

Squish them till they're like lemon juice, then add sugar so they're like lemonade, the put the juice in those kind of ice cube trays, and when they're frozen, put them in a cup and crunch them till they're like slush then drink it!

When life hands you lemons....

throw them back and ask for limes instead.

Cut them up and put them in Pimms.

When life gives you lemons marainate them in lemon juice

...plant a pip and grow a lemon tree

Make lemon curd... and then you can make lemon curd tarts... have them warm from the oven with home made honey ice cream. Mmmmmmmm

Home made lemon curd is infinitely superior to shop stuff but the disadvantage is you see exactly how much butter and sugar goes into it!

When life gives you lemons burn them and get on the forum.