Hahah, I should have put a gap between them

No, I feel like a happy penguin. Happily waddling around the house.

I would be a bit happier if I hadn't had to wake up for work early this morning... I did everything remotely so at least I didn't have to leave the house, but still... I love my sleep; it's one of my favourite hobbies Why wasn't I born a Cat or Koala?

Very very nice of you DC, but I'll have to decline, I'm afraid...

Tsk, never look a gift horse in the mouth, and all that

Well today, I am:

Just updated my profile pic to something I'd much rather be doing again right now It's so boring down here

That looks very scary

It really isn't.

I'm booking my AFF for next month so I can throw myself out of planes whenever I choose

The only thing I can think of that brings me close to panic attacks is being in a hospital of any description, in any capacity.

...but you're chucking yourself out of a plane! That's quite high up. That's scary!!!!!

therefore

so I'll probably end up doing a lot of !

A perfectly good one at that and at 15,000ft I find that bungee jumps are more scary to be honest. Much more tension before you jump

Oh, and I ended up getting quite inebriated last night so today I am mostly:

I cheated and used two!

but

Poor Bev. Get well soon!

You feeling better now Bev?

Here's my smiley for today -

(and - just got my eyebrows waxed for the FIRST TIME and it DIDN'T HURT! Been plucking up till now... I'm sure you all wanted to know that )

Not the whole lot I hope

I've seen a few women who have had the whole things taken off and then painted fake ones on with a pencil or whatever it is they use... looks a bit odd!

Despite the steaming pile of skid-mark-imbued pants week I've had, I'm actually

(My sister is playing the piano, is it rather painful to listen to!)

She's playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the correct order?

</Eric Morecambe>

No, I don't even think she is playing all the right notes! She plays chords whilst singing on top of it, and she has the most wonderfully big voice, but the piano playing leaves lots to be desired! (you could never tell she had piano lessons for 4 years!)

Nonono!! Course not Just needed a bit (a lot) of tidying up!

Now I'm ---> (reason being that I have to get up at 03:00 IN THE MORNING so that we can drive up to Stranraer to get the boat... I really should be in bed I suppose...)

I had hardly any sleep last night, flippin' Hay Fever is stopping me from breathing properly, and I had some quite weird dreams last night so when I did sleep, I kept waking up

that's not good...

I usually spend Winter saying "Roll on, Summer", and then as soon as I realise what Summer means, I spend the whole sunny season saying, "Roll on, Winter!"

Hope you feel better soon, C...
also...

too many hayfever tabletzzzZZzzzz...

Is there a feeling overheated smiley?

Aw, thanks, mwl1. Hope you feel better soon too!

I learned a lesson yesterday.... don't OD on or mix Hayfever tablets... I felt like I'd had 10 pints and passed out at about 8pm
Today I'm

Eeeep! I hope you feel better soon! Please be careful...

Oh I'm ok today after downing a bottle of Lucozade sport To be fair it was much cheaper than a night out! But yeah, I won't go doing that again...

.....

Annoyed with people who can't think for themselves

and also a tiny bit because my MSN didn't fancy working properly tonight...