Since we seem to have a number of themed threads on Jokes, here are a few of my favourite Bumper stickers:


"My other car's a Porche" (Naff on most cars, but in this case on the back of a Ferrari!)

"Drive carefully - Driver asleep"

"Microbiologists do it with Culture and Sensitivity"

"Economists do it with Frequency and Intensity"

Your turn!

"If you can read this, I've lost the trailer"

Saw an old mini today. Sticker was

This is a genuine mini...............none of that German cr*p.

Or...

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Regards, Peter.

or on a motor bike ...

'if you can read this I've lost my passenger'

Saw a good one today:

Do you need a FAITH lift?
Visit your local CHURCH this Sunday.

Not actually a bumper sticker, but on the front of a pullover given to my other half:

"Accountants do it by numbers"

There is an old Volvo estate parked a few streets away with the sticker:

"My other car is a bicycle"


I feel like getting one for my own old volvo.....

About 40 years ago I had a sticker on my company car that read; "I'd rather be sailing", until the boss saw it and said "you could be"!. End of sticker.

I saw one the other day.."Get any closer and you'll have to marry me" I don't think so..