If you had to describe yourself in a lonely hearts advert what would you write?

I would try to be a little more original than descibing my physical attributes and then saying I was looking for someone with 'sim ints'

I might say something on the lines of "Tall, beautiful, slim and well edukated lady would like to meet elderly gentleman with lots of money, no family and advanced cataracts. Under ninetees need not apply." Do you think that I would get many replies?

Yes - but only if you also described your nursing skills!

Young, athletic, handsome, fabulously rich, GSOH, undemanding, generous, addicted to the phrase 'okay babe, whatever you say' and err, scrupulously honest.

nick

The mind boggles at what I would put, being a sexagenarian.